Coldburn: This was a mistake.
*Coldburn was having a dinner date with Peril, and Peril was currently devouring her spaghetti*
Coldburn: Shouldn't you eat...slower?
Peril: I could, but they would burn to a crisp.
Coldburn: Oh, but you're slipping everywhere--
Peril: *NOM! NOM!*
Coldburn: ...Peril--
Peril: *NOM!*
Coldburn: ...
Peril: *NOM! NOM! NOM!*
Peril: What were you saying?
Coldburn: Uh...CHECK PLEASE!
*Kinkajou comes out in a waitress costume*
Kinkajou: That won't be necessary.
Coldburn: Why is that?
Kinkajou: Because I spend a hell of a lot money of this, and I'm hoping for a chance of romance.
Coldburn: Dude, I'm gay!
Kinkajou: ....wut?
Coldburn: I. Like. Dudes.
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: If you'll excuse me.
*Kinkajou flips table*
Kinkajou: ARRGH! ALL THAT MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN! >:0
Peril: MY SPAGHETTI!
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
