*In a deserted island, covered with fog. Suddenly, the Jade Winglet fell onto it's shore*
Winter: Fuck!
Kinkajou: Owie!
Moonwatcher: Where are we?
Qibli: Let's see here: dark scenery, fog everywhere, bad smell. It's obvious....we're in New Jersey.
Kinkajou: NOOOOOOO!
Turtle: Guys, we're not in New Jersey. Look!
*Turtle pointed at a sign sticking out off the ground*
Turtle: *reads* Welcome to Sea of Thieves, beware of skeletons.
Winter: A haunted island? Fuck!
Qibli: C'mon, we shouldn't lose hope so soon. Maybe, we can--
Oh~ Dragons..
Winter: Huh?
*They turned towards the reef, and saw dark silhouettes perched on a rock in the distance*
Come swim with us~ We want to meet you up close.
Turtle: For some odd reason, I have an urge to swim with the pretty voices coming from the reef.
Moonwatcher: No! I know what's happening. Those are sirens! They want to drag us into the ocean, so they can kill us!
Winter: Is that so?
Winter: Don't worry, I know how to deal with this.
Winter: HEY SIRENS!
Come swim with us~
Winter: Fuck off! You bunch of manatees! Before I come up there and slice your faces off!
....
Bitch! I hope the fuck you do! We'll fuck you up!
Winter: Are you fucking threatening me? Assholes, you better have a damn ambulance ready!
Bring it on, Frost Face!
Winter: Grrrrrr!
Winter: Once I get there, I'm gonna beat your asses!
*Winter stepped into the water*
Qibli: Oh my god, someone stop him.
Turtle: On it.
*Turtle dragged Winter away from the water, and the sirens disappeared*
Winter: Hey! I was going to teach them a lesson!
Turtle: How about, we don't try to get killed.
Kinkajou: Well, at least the sirens are water bound, and they're the only thing here.
*CLATTER!*
Jade Winglet: ...
Moonwatcher: Didn't the sign say there were skeletons?
Kinkajou: I spoke too soon...
Meanwhile:
*at Jade Mountain Academy*
Tsunami: Hmm. Things seem a lot more peaceful here, I wonder why--
*The Jade Winglet suddenly bursts in, covered in seaweed and wearing skulls for hats*
Tsunami: Ahh...it's because they were gone.
Tsunami: What happened to you guys?
Winter: We got abandoned on an island, fought skeletons, I punched a few sirens...you know, the usual.
Kinkajou: I also found a treasure chest.
Tsunami: Wow! So, what are you gonna do after all of that--
Jade Winglet: NAP!
Tsunami: Not surprised.
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
