Dare #93

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*The Jade Winglet are watching a video (👆)*

Winter: What the fuck am I looking at?

Kinkajou: Aww! Cats are so cute and weird!

Qibli: Just when I thought they were only made for tearing dragons eyes out.

Turtle: Wait, so technically there is such a thing as solid and liquid?

Moonwatcher: Yeah.

Turtle: I have been lied to...

Winter: Are we going to ignore the complete conspiracy that cats are indeed aliens made to warp our minds.

Qibli: Winter, please--

Winter: Have you seen their fucked up bodies, Qibli? That shit aren't normal.

Kinkajou: If so, I'm prepared *puts on tinfoil hat*

Moonwatcher: Whether or not they're bloodthirsty aliens, they're cute as hell.

Turtle: Meh, maybe a little bit-- AWW! THAT ONE FITS IN A TEACUP!

Winter: Also, what kinda fucked up logic do cats live by? Do they climb into every small space, just because they can?

Qibli: Pretty much.

Winter: Hmmm. Curious.

Winter: I'm gonna try something *leaves*

Qibli: OK, see you later.

Later:

Qibli: Winter, get out of the bathtub.

Winter: If I fits, I sits.

Qibli: Winter!

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