*The Jade Winglet are watching a video (👆)*
Winter: What the fuck am I looking at?
Kinkajou: Aww! Cats are so cute and weird!
Qibli: Just when I thought they were only made for tearing dragons eyes out.
Turtle: Wait, so technically there is such a thing as solid and liquid?
Moonwatcher: Yeah.
Turtle: I have been lied to...
Winter: Are we going to ignore the complete conspiracy that cats are indeed aliens made to warp our minds.
Qibli: Winter, please--
Winter: Have you seen their fucked up bodies, Qibli? That shit aren't normal.
Kinkajou: If so, I'm prepared *puts on tinfoil hat*
Moonwatcher: Whether or not they're bloodthirsty aliens, they're cute as hell.
Turtle: Meh, maybe a little bit-- AWW! THAT ONE FITS IN A TEACUP!
Winter: Also, what kinda fucked up logic do cats live by? Do they climb into every small space, just because they can?
Qibli: Pretty much.
Winter: Hmmm. Curious.
Winter: I'm gonna try something *leaves*
Qibli: OK, see you later.
Later:
Qibli: Winter, get out of the bathtub.
Winter: If I fits, I sits.
Qibli: Winter!
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...