Winter: Kids, I'm home!
Dawn: Hey, Dad!
Winter: Where's Qibli?
Armadillo: He's gone.
Winter: What do you mean, gone?
Vanilla: He didn't exactly confirm his exact location, but he did leave a note.
*Vanilla gives Winter the note, and Winter read it out loud*
Winter: Dear Winter, I am tired of your bullshit. I am leaving your ass, and finding better things to do. If you need me, I'll be living with Umber and Shrapnel. Signed, Qibli.
Winter: Dammit! Kids, I gotta go!
Dawn: Where are you going?
Winter: Daddy fucked up, and needs to beg Qibli for forgiveness.
Vanilla: Can we eat dessert?
Winter: Eat your fucking vegetables, first!
Vanilla: Worth a try...
Meanwhile:
Shrapnel: So, you have a reason for staying here, Qibli?
Qibli: I'm just giving Winter a little scare.
Umber: Well, I hope he doesn't take it too seriously.
Qibli: Yeah, hopefully--
Winter: QIBLI!
Shrapnel: Is he outside our door?
*The three of them looked out the window, and saw Winter holding a ukulele*
Winter: Qibli! This song is for you!
Qibli: You don't really have to--
Winter: *plays ukulele furiously*
Shrapnel: Three moons! Make him stop!
Qibli: Winter! You are making a scene!
Winter: Please forgive me! I can't live without you!
Qibli: Winter, you don't understand--
Winter: No! Let me have this, Qibli! I'm sorry for treating you like crap! And I'm prepared to sing my heart out to you in front of this whole neighborhood.
Random Neighbor: Shut the fuck up!
Winter: I am busy serenading my love! STAY OUT OF THIS!
Qibli: Fine! I forgive you!
Winter: *gasp* Really?
Qibli: Yes, Winter! There's no one other than you! You shine! Bright a like a diamond!
Shrapnel: What am I witnessing?
Umber: I have no idea.
Winter: Come to me, my love!
Qibli: I'm doing it! *crawls out of window*
Umber: You could've taken the door.
*Qibli ran up to Winter and embraced him*
Winter: Aww! What a happy ending, let's go home.
Random Neighbor: Fucking finally!
Winter: OK! You and I going to have a talk!
Qibli: Winter, please.
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
