Winter: ARRGH! WHEN IS MONTH GOING TO END!?
Turtle: What's wrong with Winter?
Kinkajou: She's on her--
Winter: TURTLE, YOU RAT ASS BITCHASS PIECE OF SHIT! YOU FUCKING DID THIS TO MY PERFECT BODY! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU ASSHOLE SON OF A BITCH! HOW IN THE TOMFUCKERY AM I GONNA LIVE LIKE THIS WHEN MY STOMACH IS ACHING LIKE HELL!?
Kinkajou: ....Well, that was almost every curse word in her vocabulary.
Moonwatcher: You really pissed her off, Turtle.
Turtle: *gulp*
Qibli: *comes in* Winter!
Winter: WHAT FUCKING NOW?
Qibli: There's a chance for you to go back to male!
Winter: Really?
Qibli: You just have to choose between staying female, or being male again...but also adopting a LeafWing.
Winter: ...
Winter: GODDAMMIT! FUCKING SHITBALLS FULL OF BITCH NIBBLETS!
Kinkajou: OK, now that's all.
Later:
Qibli: We're calling him Basil! *holds up baby LeafWing*
Winter: *now male*
Winter: >:(
Armadillo: Come on, don't you like Basil?
Winter: He's my son, of course I'm happy. But, let me bitch in peace.
Winter: >:(
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
