*Qibli was in the kitchen, when Bandit walked past*
Qibli: Hey, buddy!
Bandit: Hello.
Qibli: ...
Qibli: AHHHHH!
Winter: *comes in* What's going on? Qibli, why are on top of the fridge--
Qibli: BANDIT CAN TALK!
Winter: Really? Seems very farfetched.
Qibli: No! He really did!
Winter: Hmmm. Bandit, can you talk?
Bandit: ...
Bandit: *squeak!*
Qibli: What!?
Winter: Like I said, now get off the fridge!
Later:
*Bandit approached Tsunami one morning*
Tsunami: Aww! Hey, little guy.
Bandit: Good morning, Tsunami.
Tsunami: ...FUCK! FUCK! A DEMON!
Clay: *comes in* Tsunami, what's wrong!?
Tsunami: A talking scavenger! That's what's fucking wrong!
Bandit: *squeak! squeak! squeak!*
Clay: ...
Clay: Tsunami, are you feeling alright?
Tsunami: He talked! I swear!
Clay: Yeah...how about we lay off the seafood now and then?
Tsunami: THAT'S ALL I FUCKING EAT, CLAY!
Later:
*Qibli arrives home*
Bandit: Good evening, Qibli. How was your today? Was it nice?
Qibli: AHHHHH! I KNEW IT!
Winter: Knew what?
Qibli: Winter! I'm not crazy! Bandit really talks!
Bandit: Hey!
Qibli: See!
Winter: ...Oh, I was the one who taught him Dragon.
Qibli: Huh?
Winter: Yeah, I'm pretty proud of myself...even though I only managed to teach him greetings.
Bandit: Hello!
Winter: Yeah, whatever.
Qibli: Wow, I'm impressed. Though, do you think he understands what he's saying.
Winter: Of course he does! I'm a great teacher.
Bandit's Mind: I'm just growling, what the fuck am I saying?
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
