Winter: A game called Dark Souls.
Qibli: Hey, we played roleplaying games before, I don't think this is any different.
Winter: I dunno, I heard this game is pretty hard.
Qibli: I think we can handle it. I just hope Kinkajou doesn't ambush us again.
Winter: Don't worry, that won't happen.
Qibli: How do you--
*Winter opens closet, revealing Kinkajou trapped in chains*
Qibli: ....Winter, this is illegal.
Kinkajou: Very illegal.
Winter: It's not illegal if no one saw.
Qibli: I saw.
Winter: I'll put that on your criminal records.
Qibli: What!?
Winter: Anyway, she'll be freed when we're done playing *slowly closes closet*
Kinkajou: WAIT, CAN I HAVE SNA-- *closet door shuts*
Later:
Winter: Dammit! DAMMIT!
Qibli: We can't even go through the first few stages!
Winter: Man, we fucking suck.
Kinkajou: Can I come out now?
Winter: No! You stay in there, and enjoy the nice sandwiches Qibli brought you!
Kinkajou: FINE!
Winter: *sighs* This is impossible.
Winter: We need reinforcements...
Later:
Moonwatcher: So, you want us to help you with a game?
Winter: Yes.
Flame: But, why the fuck are we here?
*almost half of the students were there, along with the Jade Winglet*
Qibli: We need all the help we can get.
Anemone: Urgh! You guys are so annoying, all this for some cheap game?
Literal 5 minutes later:
Anemone: FLAME! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND SAVE ME!
*they were all playing the game*
Flame: Bitch! Does it look like I care?
Turtle: Hey, Anemone! If you need help, you can always ask your 10th favorite brother!
Anemone: You're right.
Anemone: Pike, help me out.
Pike: Yes, Your Majesty!
Turtle: Are you serious!?
Anemone: Sorry, you're 11th favorite brother now.
Turtle: Why!?
Anemone: I dunno, you ask too much questions.
Turtle: ...Uh, just let me-- WHOOPS!
Anemone: Turtle, you just killed me!
Turtle: My bad :)
Winter: Tamarin, why are you standing around!?
Tamarin: I'm not sure, maybe it's because-- you gave a controller to a blind dragon and expected her to do shit!
Winter: Good point.
Qibli: Winter! These reinforcements are not working! If anything, they're making things worse!
Winter: OK. I didn't want to do this...but it's our last resort.
*Winter walks up to the closet, and opens it, causing Kinkajou to fall out*
Winter: We need your help *takes off chains*
Kinkajou: Well, well. Look who finally came to his senses.
Winter: Whatever, just do the shit.
Kinkajou: With pleasure *takes controller*
Kinkajou: Now, let's see--
*games sounds*
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: Oops. I died.
Winter: What!? But we were nearly by the final boss!
Kinkajou: What did you expect? I never played this before.
Winter: I-I just...go back in the chains.
Kinkajou: I ain't going back--
*Winter pushes her over and wraps her into a tight blanket burrito*
Winter: You. Stay. Here. Young. Lady.
Winter: And think about what you done.
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: Great, now I have to sleep.
Kinkajou: *snores*
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
