Dare #152

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*in the prey center*

Winter: Ah. I just love a quiet lunch with-- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

*the Predator stood by the entrance of prey center*

Turtle: He looks dangerous...

Kinkajou: Maybe he's friendly?

Qibli: We shouldn't take our chances. Let's just stand still and do nothing that can drive attention towards us--

Flame: DUDE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STANDING THERE?

Qibli: Dammit! Flame!

*The Predator suddenly pulled out a gun, and started shooting, causing everyone to panic*

Winter: Shit! Everyone to cover!

Turtle: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

Kinkajou: It's going to be okay, Turtle--

*Predator rips a head off a pig*

Kinkajou: .....RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES! LEAVE THE ASSHOLES BEHIND!

Flame: You heard her, Anemone *pushes her over and runs off*

Anemone: You fucker! *chases after him*

Winter: EVERYONE HIDE IN THE RAINFOREST!

Qibli: Dude, I think he heard you.

*Winter turns and saw Predator*

Winter: FUCK!

Later:

Winter: OK, we're in the rainforest, and still being hunted by that bastard.

Anemone: I'm too pretty to die!

Flame: Same!

Winter: Everyone shut up, it might hear us.

Kinkajou: Well, I'm gonna run up to that fucker and spit venom between his eyes...if he has any.

Winter: I have a plan. Once that asshole comes closer, we jump him altogether, and take him down.

Qibli: Sounds like a plan.

Moonwatcher: We better do it now, because he's coming right towards us.

*step...step...step*

Winter: OK, everyone get ready...1..2..3--

*Predator jumps in front of them, and points two guns at them*

Winter: Well, that plan was shit.

Anemone: We're gonna die! *😭*

Turtle: Don't worry! Your brother is here for you...

Anemone: Yeah, he is *hugs Flame*

Turtle: Wait, what?

Flame: We both agreed that I'm her secondary brother.

Turtle: But, what about me?

Flame: Sorry, dude you been unemployed to 10th favorite brother.

Turtle: Anemone, what the hell!?

Anemone: Sorry, Turtle.

Turtle: This is bullshit!

Flame: It's not bullshit when we signed a contract.

Turtle: YOU--

Winter: ASSHOLES! WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE!

Turtle: Oh.

*Predator was about to fire, when Tsunami came up and bit his head off*

Tsunami: You kids alright?

Qibli: TSUNAMI, THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Tsunami: No problem.

Turtle: Tsunami! Did you know Anemone replaced me as her 1th favorite brother?

Tsunami: Not surprised. The bitch replaced me as her older sister.

Turtle: With who?

Sunny: *comes in* Sorry, Tsunami...

Anemone: It's in the contract, though.

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