Dare #157

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Turtle: There she is...

*Sandstar is sitting in a field, minding her own business*

Turtle: OK. 1...2..3!

*charges at her*

Sandstar: Huh?

Turtle: ARRGH! *raises talon*

*Peacemaker jumps out of bush*

Peacemaker: FATALITY!

*Karate chops Turtle over the head*

Turtle: Ow! *collapses*

Sandstar: Thanks for being my bodyguard, Peacemaker.

Peacemaker: And I learned from the best teacher.

**Flashback**

Deathbringer: And remember, young grasshopper, it's not stalking when you're protecting them.

Peacemaker: Yes, sensei.

Deathbringer: And always remember to hide in her stuff.

Peacemaker: Is that why you're in Glory's laundry bin?

Deathbringer: ....Class is done *hides in bin*

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Peacemaker: ....Wait a minute! DRAGONS DON'T NEED CLOTHES! WHY DO WE HAVE LAUNDRY BINS?

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