Dare #49

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Qibli: Winter. Why?

*Winter was wearing a Jayfeather cosplay, with the addition of a stick*

Winter: This is what perfection looks like.

Qibli: Dude, all I see is a cat.

*bonk!*

Qibli: Ow! You just hit me with a fucking stick!

Winter: Oh, I'm so sorry!

Qibli: It's OK, as long as you apologize--

Winter: I was talking to the stick.

Qibli: *😑*

Qibli: Winter, why exactly do you like Jayfeather so much? He's so grumpy, and sarcastic, and...so much like you-- I don't know where I was going with this.

Winter: Dude, how can you not relate to Jayboi? I agree with him, STARCLAN SUCKS!

Qibli: Well, I--

Winter: Sshhh! The stick is speaking again.

Qibli: *rolls eyes*

Winter: They're speaking about you.

Qibli: Oh, and what is it saying?

Winter: It's saying that you're a massive dumbass.

Qibli: ...

Qibli: That motherfucker!

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