Winter: OK, I got this game, Elderscrolls V Skyrim, and I was dared to play it.
*Winter puts on the game, and begins to play*
Qibli: OK, since we're beginners, maybe we should start--
Winter: When do I bitch slap some dragons?
Qibli: Dude, you are a dragon.
Winter: Doesn't mean I don't have the urge beat the shit out of other dragons.
Qibli: We shouldn't have given up on those anger management classes.
Winter: Those classes were a cult, and you know it!
Later:
Qibli: Winter, shouldn't you be saving your money for healing potions--
Winter: Uh, no. Have you seen this badass sword?
Qibli: But, Winter you might need it.
Winter: Pfft! I'll be fine.
Literally 10 seconds later:
Winter: FUCK!
Qibli: Told you so.
---
Winter: You know, despite this place being a hellish landscape, it's actually quite-- AH! A DRAGON!
Qibli: Quick! Kill it!
Winter: Fool! It is ten times my size!
*Winter's aviator dies*
Winter: Dammit! Dragons are the worse!
Qibli: You are still a dragon.
Winter: Oh yeah...
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Winter: Finally! I am so close to defeating world eater what's his name.
Qibli: Alduin.
Winter: Whatever. Now to--
*Winter's aviator gets killed*
Winter: What the hell!? What happened!?
Qibli: I think someone stole your shit.
Winter: I have to start over now!
Winter: *😬*
*Winter stomps off*
Qibli: And where are you going.
Winter: Going to have a chat with someone.
Meanwhile:
Kinkajou: *playing Skyrim*
Kinkajou: Hahaha! I love committing theft.
Winter: *barges in* I KNEW IT WAS YOU!
Kinkajou: Oop! *flees*
Winter: C'mere, you scaly fuck!
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
