Winter: OK, kids! Time for breakfast!
*The kids quickly gathered around the table*
Winter: Time for a head count: Dawn, Armie, Starskipper, Permafrost and Diamondback--
Winter: Wait. Where the hell is Vanilla?
Dawn: I don't know, she was in her room last night.
Winter: Alright, everyone search for Vanilla, she can't have gone far--
*suddenly, the whole floor began to rumble*
Winter: What the--
Armadillo: What's happening!?
Winter: It's fine, don't panic!
Qibli: EVERYONE PANIC! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Kids: *panicking*
Winter: QIBLI!
*Winter quickly grabbed his family, and together they squeezed under a table for safety. The earthquake eventually ceased, but then the roof of the home was torn apart*
*Winter looked up, and saw Vanilla, who was a thousand times bigger than before*
Vanilla: HELLO, FATHER.
Winter: How?!
Vanilla: I'M NOT COMPLETELY SURE.
Qibli: Sweetie, you mind shrinking down?
Vanilla: I WOULD, BUT...
Winter: But what?
Vanilla: I HAVE NO IDEA HOW.
Winter: Just fucking great!
Qibli: Don't worry! We'll fix this!
Tsunami: *comes in* Sorry to intrude, but there was an earthquake, and I'm just checking if everyone's okay--
Vanilla: HELLO.
Tsunami: ...
Tsunami: SHIIIIIT!
Qibli: Tsunami, it's alright!
Tsunami: What happened to her, and how do we reverse it!?
Winter: There's only one dragon who can fix this...
Tsunami: *nods in agreement*
Both: TURTLE!
Later:
Turtle: OK, I have good news, and some bad news.
Winter: What's the good news?
Turtle: I can fix this? But it ain't gonna be easy.
Qibli: What does that mean?
Turtle: It means there's no jewelry that can fit her. I can try to enchant a fruit so she can eat it, but she's so big, I don't think my magic will be powerful enough to effect her whole body. My only object is too inject my magic into her bloodstream.
Winter: Inject?
*Turtle holds up a syringe with strange liquid inside it*
Turtle: I'm made sure it's completely safe, just one shot, and she'll be back to normal.
Winter: OK *takes syringe*
Winter: *looks up at Vanilla* You heard Turtle, we have to do this, so I need you to be a brave girl.
Vanilla: SO, YOU'RE ONLY OPTION IS STICKING A RUSTY NEEDLE INTO MY INFANT BODY?
Winter: Uh...Alright, you're making it sound worse than it really is.
Qibli: This is for your own good!
Vanilla: UNDERSTAND...
Winter: Thank you...
Vanilla: BUT I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT.
Winter: What--
*Vanilla flicked Winter onto his back, and ran off into the rainforest*
Winter: ...
Winter: She fucking flicked me!
Later:
Qibli: Where is she!?
Winter: Quick, this way!
*Winter and Qibli took a turn, and reached the Rainforest Kingdom. Most of it was damaged severely, but in the center, was a sleeping Vanilla, with hundreds of darts in her back*
Winter: How the fu--
Glory: It wasn't easy, but we finally managed to take her down before she could break anymore homes.
Glory: Also, care to explain this shit?
Winter: Well--
Qibli: Dare.
Glory: *sigh* No more need to be said...
Glory: Are you gonna fix it?
Winter: Duh! At least it's easier now that she's asleep.
*Winter walked over to Vanilla, and sank the syringe in her toe before injecting the liquid. Almost immediately, Vanilla began to shrink, until she back to normal*
Winter: *picks her up*
Winter: Aww! Who imagined something so cute, and be so terrifying?
Glory: Yeah....are you going to fix this mess she made, or...
Winter & Qibli: ... *flees*
Glory: Fuckers!
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
ComédieThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
