Dare #18

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*Winter is sitting with a cup of tea*

Winter: Ah..finally, a moment to myself..

Winter: *sips tea*

*a dragon barges in*

???: HEY!

Winter: *spits out tea*

Winter: Why can't I have peace!?

*Winter glared at the random dragon. She looked much like a RainWing, except bigger with straight horns, and semi dark purple scales, with ever colour changing wings*

Stardust: Sorry, my name is Stardust--

Winter: You act like I give a damn.

Stardust: Anyway, I'm delivering a message to Kinkajou, it is sent by the queen herself.

Winter: Again, I don't give a shit.

Stardust: ...

Stardust: Listen, Grouchy McSparkles.

Winter: wut?

Stardust: I am not going anyway, unless you point me in the direction of Kinkajou.

Winter: Find her yourself!

Stardust: *sigh* You leave me no choice...

Stardust: PRETTY PLEASE WITH A CHEERY ON TOP! SHOWERED IN CHOCOLATE SYRUP! WITH A SPRINKLE OF--

Winter: Alright! Just give me the letter!

Stardust: It's was nice doing business with you *gives him letter*

Stardust: Bye! *leaves*

Winter: BYE! Fucking--

Kinkajou: Hey! Is that a letter for me?

Winter: Just take it! *hands her letter*

Kinkajou: Let's see what it say: To my loyal subject, Kinkajou, please stop shipping my citizens, you're annoying everyone and frankly it's a little creepy. Signed, Glory.

Kinkajou: HA! Not a chance! *crumples letter and throws it away*

Kinkajou: Better luck next time, Your Majesty!

*Glory pressed up against a window*

Glory: Kinkajou, I swear, or so help me--

Kinkajou: Ahhhhh!

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