Winter: Set up a blind date for Shrapnel.
Winter: How the fuck am I suppose to do that? I don't know his type!
Qibli: Relax, you'll figure it out.
Winter: OK... I who do I know who else do I know...who also likes guys?
Winter: Aha! I got it!
Later:
Winter: UMBER!
Umber: *sigh*
Winter: Umber, I know you can fucking hear me!
Umber: *ignores him*
Winter: HEY!
Umber: What is it!?
Winter: Come. Here. Young. Man!
Umber: *groan*
*Umber reluctantly approached Winter*
Umber: Yes?
Winter: You're going on a date.
Umber: Huh?
Winter: Don't pretend you didn't fucking hear me. You're going on a date with my cousin, and you're gonna like it.
Umber: Winter, you can't just force me--
Winter: Bitch, watch me!
*Winter then forced Umber in tuxedo*
Umber: Hey! This thing doesn't even fit me!
Winter: Don't tear it, I paid good money for that suit.
Umber: *😡*
Winter: Enough of that face, let's go.
Later:
Umber: I cannot believe you dragged me into this.
Winter: Sshhh! He's here.
*Shrapnel came in, and Umber stared at the IceWing*
Umber: That's your cousin?
Winter: Yeah.
Umber: Hmm. Well, in that case.
*Umber shoved Winter to the floor, and eagerly approached Shrapnel*
Winter: Ow!
Umber: Hi, Shrapnel! I'm Umber.
Shrapnel: Well, it's nice to meet you.
Shrapnel: I just found a nice restaurant in Possibility, I heard they have hot and cold food.
Umber: Yeah, you're hot-- I mean, I like hot guys-- I MEAN, FOOD! Fuck! I like hot food.
Umber: We should go.
Shrapnel: Sounds like a plan.
*The two left without a word, and Winter was still laying on the floor*
Winter: Uh, YOUR WELCOME!
Winter: *grumbles*
Kinkajou: *appears* I can't believe you played matchmaker without me.
Winter: Nobody gives a shit, Kinkajou.
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
