Kinkajou: Aww! A kitty!
*Kinkajou reaches to pat the cat*
Jayfeather: *bats her talon away* Are you trying give me a disease?
Kinkajou: Hey! Don't be mean.
Jayfeather: Girl, it's the truth.
Kinkajou: I could throw you across the room right now, you know?
Jayfeather: No offense, but your deaf perspectivism might be worse than mine.
Kinkajou: That's not true! At least I'm not blind.
Jayfeather: At least, I'm spared from looking at your face.
Kinkajou: YOU--
Winter: Kinkajou, are you bothering Jayfeather?
Kinkajou: He's bothering me!
Jayfeather: You're the weirdo who randomly decided to pet me without asking.
Kinkajou: That's what you do with cats! You can't pass a cat, without petting them. They don't need no consent.
Kinkajou: And why is this grumpy grump here? I don't need two Winters in my life.
Winter: Jayfeather is great! Him and I have so much in common. We both hate socialising, we both hate traditions--
Kinkajou: So in summery: you both hate everything.
Winter: Exactly!
Jayfeather: Not to mention, we both have siblings.
Winter: Yeah-- Wait. Do also happen to have a goofball brother and a murderous sister?
Jayfeather: ...Actually, yeah.
Winter: Oh my god! It's so crazy how similar we are...minus the blind part, of course.
Jayfeather: Speaking of blind. Can you tell me exactly where I am? I have to return to my Clan soon.
Winter: Uh...
Kinkajou: Dude, you're in the mountains.
Jayfeather: OK, is this where your Clan lives?
Kinkajou: We don't have a Clan.
Jayfeather: Oh, are you rogue cats by any chance?
Kinkajou: We're not cats.
Jayfeather: ...
Jayfeather: Don't mind me asking, but what in StarClan is this place?
Winter: A place called Pyrrhia.
Jayfeather: Oh, OK...
Jayfeather: WHAT THE F--
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
