Winter: OK, I can do this...
*Winter reaches his talon in a cage with a sleeping dragonbite viper...before immediately pulling back*
Winter: Fuck no! This is crazy!
Qibli: But the dare applied that if you die, you'll be revived the next day.
Winter: Oh yeah! I'll let my life lay in the hands of a dare! Like that hasn't been a total shit show!
Qibli: Well, you gotta do it.
Winter: But, I don't know anything about these things, besides from the fact they can kill dragons.
Winter: Qibli, you're an Outclaw, you got to have some experience on these things.
Qibli: Not nearly enough...but, I know someone who has.
Later:
Cobra: So, you're trying to get your hubby to get bitten by a viper?
Qibli: Yes.
Cobra: Uh, there's a thing such as divorce, but if you want to smuggle his fortune, I'm not complaining--
Winter: It's for a dare, you brute.
Cobra: Which makes it even more idiotic.
Winter: Are you gonna help me or what?
Cobra: Fine, just stick your talon in the cage, and wake that sucker up.
Winter: Uh...
Cobra: ...
Cobra: Oh boy! Why did my son have to marry a massive gaylord?
Winter: Speak for yourself!
Cobra: Let me show you how it's done.
Qibli: Oh no...
Winter: What's wrong?
Qibli: You better step back.
*Winter obliged, and both males stepped back. Cobra stepped towards the cage, and out of nowhere, before yanking the snake out of it's slumber. The viper hissed, and immediately landed it's fangs into her neck*
Winter: OH MY GOD! SHIT!
Cobra: Oh, quiet down.
*Cobra ripped the snake out of her neck, and smashed it's head into the floor, dazing it*
Winter: How the fuck did you survive?
Cobra: I been drinking dragonbite venom like jelly shots for years, now I'm immune.
Winter: You're one crazy bitch.
Cobra: And don't forget it, hon.
*Cobra lifted the viper, and forced it's mouth open. She moved it closer to Winter, it's fangs protruding out*
Cobra: Now prick your finger and it over with.
Winter: ...
*Winter hesitantly reached forward, and...pricked his finger*
Winter: ....hey, I'm alive--
*Winter collapses*
Qibli: Three moons! Is he dead!?
Cobra: Let me check.
*Cobra checked Winter's pulse*
Cobra: Nope. Unfortunately, momma needed you to make bank.
Qibli: MOTHER!
Cobra: What?
Later:
*Winter suddenly wakes up in his bedroom*
Winter: Arrgh! My head...
Qibli: You good, Winter?
Winter: I just got poisoned, what do you think?
Qibli: Well, at least you're alive now.
Winter: Only one thing to do now...
Qibli: What?
Winter: Make Cobra teach me how to gulp venom like soda.
Qibli: No.
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
