(AN: I combined two dares in this one)
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Qibli: Has anyone seen Winter?
Kinkajou: I dunno.
Qibli: He must be here somewhere, I'm getting worried.
Winter: I'm down here, asshole!
Qibli: *looks down* What the...?
*Qibli and Kinkajou looked down at a scavenger. This scavenger had a pale complexion, with frosty blond hair that spiked out in different directions*
Qibli: Winter!?
Winter: No! It's just your average talking scavenger! YES, IT'S ME!
Kinkajou: Hahaha! What happened?
Winter: Turtle turned me into a scavenger for a dare.
Winter: Now, everything's fucking confusing! What are these things!? *holds up his hands*
*Winter looked down his waist*
Winter: And what the fuck is going on down here?
Kinkajou: Oh! I can tell you!
Qibli: Kinkajou, no. Just...you mind covering Winter up?
Kinkajou: Finally! A worthy model for my homemade doll outfits.
Winter: Absolutely, not. Absolutely--
*Kinkajou grabbed him*
Kinkajou: C'mon, little man!
Winter: Help! I am being manhandled!
Kinkajou: Stop being dramatic!
Winter: I'll sue! I'll sue, goddammit!
Later:
*Winter was now in clothes that fitted him*
Winter: I feel itchy in these constricting garments!
Kinkajou: Stop complaining, now wear this cute hat I made you *puts hat on him*
Winter: This is hell.
Qibli: It can't be that bad.
Winter: Well, I failed to see the positive being in this walking flesh container.
???: Ice dragon?
Winter: Huh?
*Winter turned, and to his surprise. He saw Bandit walking towards him, before the scavenger paused when he saw the dragons*
Qibli: Hey! Bandit's back!
*Bandit looked at Qibli fearfully*
Bandit: Um...easy there, sand dragon...have you seen your friend, the ice dragon, around?
Winter: Bitch, are you blind?
Bandit: What?
Winter: I am the ice dragon, and my name is Winter.
Bandit: O...K? Have the dragons been feeding you weird stuff? Because I was fed raw meat once--
Winter: Listen. The dragon that took you, that's me.
Bandit: But...that can't be.
Winter: Well, I am! Right, Qibli?
Qibli: Huh?
Winter: Qibli agrees!
Bandit: You understand dragons?
Winter: Yeah, because I am one.
Bandit: You're... you're telling the truth?
Winter: Yep, and we have much to catch up on.
Later:
*Bandit and Winter were chatting together on a mountain ledge*
Bandit: Wow! Never knew you dragons were so complex.
Winter: Same goes for you scavengers. I kinda feel bad for treating you as a pet all these years.
Bandit: You were rough at first...but I found myself enjoying your company, you're a real friend, Winter.
Winter: Yes, a friend with sausages for appendages *wiggles fingers*
Bandit: *laughs*
Winter: *smiles* I'm glad you came back, Bandit.
Bandit: Thanks. By the way, my name isn't Bandit, it's--
*he was cut off, Winter's form grew. He instantly transformed into back into a dragon*
Bandit: *squeak!*
Winter: Thank god! My beautiful bod is back!
Qibli: Welcome back.
Winter: Yeah...
*Winter smiles down at Bandit, and Bandit smiles back*
Kinkajou: NOOOOO!
*Kinkajou dives down picks up the torn pieces of the clothing Winter had worn*
Kinkajou: ALL MY HARD WORK! WHY!?
Kinkajou: *glares at Winter* You monster...
Winter: Kinkajou, it was just fucking doll clothes.
Kinkajou: WITH A LITTLE HAT! *sobs*
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
