Dare #71

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Winter: OK, let's do this...

*Winter tests a microphone*

Winter: *inhale*

Meanwhile:

*In the Sea Kingdom*

Coral: Ahh, so glad we finally managed to rebuild the Summer Palace.

*suddenly, Winter's voice screamed out of nowhere*

I'M WINTER! AND I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!

*The Summer Palace immediately collapses under the volume*

Coral: FUUUUCK!

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Thorn: *sips tea*

ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE, IS DUMB!!!

Thorn: *spits out tea*

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Moorhen: Almost there...

*Moorhen placed the last card on her card castle*

Moorhen: Finally! :D

I AM INVINCIBLE!

*card castle collapses*

Moorhen: :'D

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Ruby: Finally, Cliff is asleep...

WOOHOO!!

Cliff: WAAAAHH! *😭*

Ruby: ...

Ruby: WHY!? *😭*

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AND RAINWINGS SUCK!

Glory: ...

Glory: I'm gonna cut a bitch.

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OK! THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY, BUT FIRSTLY *COUGH!* SORRY, THERE WAS SOMETHING STUCK IN MY-- *COUGH! COUGH! COUGH!*

Snowfall: *facepalms* I'm related to a dumbass...

Meanwhile:

Winter: Well, that went well.

Qibli: Winter...

Winter: Yeah?

Qibli: The queens of Pyrrhia are here.

Winter: Oh, what do they want?

Qibli: From their facial expressions, I think they want your head.

Winter: Not surprising. If you'll excuse me *jumps out of window*

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