*the Jade Winglet were studying in the libary*
Turtle: I always liked the vampire scrolls.
Jade Winglet: ...
Kinkajou: I'm disowning you, Turtle.
Turtle: Aw!
Qibli: Hey, guys...I feel weird.
Winter: Are you sure it's not gas, again?
Qibli: No.
Winter: Really? Because you have a fucking problem.
Kinkajou: Wait, I feel it too...
Winter: I'm sure it's nothing--
*The Jade Winglet are suddenly turned into dinosaurs*
Winter: AHHHHH! Why are we so ugly!?
Turtle: Wait. I think we're dinosaurs now.
Winter: What the fuck are you talking about.
Turtle: No, hear me out.
Turtle: Kinkajou's a velociraptor. Moon must be a pterodactyl. You must be a spinosaurus. And Qibli must be--
Qibli: I HAVE TINY ARMS!
Turtle: A T-rex...
Winter: What about you? You fucking Loch Ness looking weirdo.
Turtle: I guess I'm a plesiosaur *looking at his flippers*
Winter: How do you know this shit?
Turtle: I find comfort in studying like I do in vampire novels.
Tsunami: *comes in* WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?
Turtle: Tsunami! I can explain!
*Tsunami picks up harpoon*
Kinkajou: RUN!
Winter: OK! Turtle, move your ass!
Turtle: I can run! I CAN'T RUN *moves flippers helplessly*
*the Jade Winglet helped him move, and Tsunami chased them around the library. She chased them, until they reached a dead end*
Turtle: Tsunami, please--
Tsunami: DON'T MOVE!
Tsunami: Wait...weren't there five of you--
*growl*
Tsunami: ...
Tsunami: Clever girl...
*Kinkajou jumped from her hiding place, and tackled Tsunami, knocking her out*
Kinkajou: I did it!
Turtle: You knocked out my sister!
Kinkajou: But, I did it! :D
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
