Kinkajou: Of course, Turtle and I are still dating.
Turtle: And the reason we're not as intimate as the others, is because we usually don't to the lovey dovey stuff in public.
Kinkajou: But, we're not against the idea *pecks Turtle on the cheek*
Turtle: Aww! And not to mention, we were on a small break ever since I was dared to be engaged to Peril.
Kinkajou: What ever happened to that?
Turtle: Well...
**Flashback**
Peril: Turtle, I just want to let you know I'm divorcing you.
Turtle: Why can't I keep a girl for five minutes?
Peril: Sorry, dude, we're still buddies though. Anyway, I hired this RainWing to carry the divorce papers.
Jambu: Yo'
Turtle: Peril...
Turtle: This paper says divonce instead of divorce.
Peril: Fuck! Jambu!
Jambu: I can't spell! I wrote that down on my job description!
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Turtle: Anyway, I signed the divonce paper, and here we are.
Kinkajou: Right into my arms, to cry in.
Turtle: Uh--
Kinkajou: *hugged his face* Sshhh! You're safe now...
Turtle: *muffled voice* Kinkajou, I can't breathe...
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
