Dare #149

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Winter: *beep! beep!*

Qibli: Da fuck?

*a tiny car drove by, with a light blue shade. The car then unfolded, and revealed Winter in a transformer outfit*

Qibli: What are you doing?

Winter: What you mean? I just evolved before your eyes.

Qibli: Winter, you weird me out sometimes.

Winter: Calling all Autobots, I have seem to located an asshole, proceed with caution.

Qibli: Winter, I am not playing--

*A laser shot past him*

Qibli: WHAT THE FUCK?

Winter: Time to eliminate the enemy *shoots more lasers*

Qibli: AHHHHH! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THESE?!

Later:

Qibli: Can we sleep by you tonight?

Turtle: Why?

Qibli: Someone blew up our cave.

Turtle: Fucking Winter.

Winter: Sorry.

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