Winter: OK, you ready?
Saber: Yeah.
Winter: Any last words before we do this?
Saber: No one will fall for this.
Winter: You underestimate the stupidity of my peers, my friend.
Saber: You really think we can pull a switcharoo?
Winter: C'mon, we can do it.
Saber: Well, I do enjoy a good prank. Let's do this.
Saber: That's the spirit.
Later:
*Flame was walking down the halls, when he suddenly bumped into an IceWing*
Flame: Watch it, Winter!
*except it was Saber, but Flame didn't know that*
Saber: ...
Flame: Asshole! I'm talking to you!
*Flame stepped towards him, but Saber suddenly took his wrist in a tight grip*
Flame: What the--
Saber: You mistaken, you bumped into me. And the mere presence of your scales touching mine, is a great insult to me.
Flame: Dude, your crushing my wrist...
Saber: Don't you dare lay a claw on me, or I'll tear it off and use it to pick my teeth clean, once I'm done tearing into your--
Flame: Ahh! You're creeping me out!
Saber: I'm. Not. Finished! I want you to imprint the name Winter into your small brain, the next time you decide to mess with me.
Flame: OK! I'm sorry! Please let me go.
Saber: ...
Saber: Kay! Kay! *releases him*
Flame: Shit, man... *runs off*
Winter: *pops up* Yeah! You better run!
Saber: Dude, I'm the one who threatened him.
Winter: I was there in spirit.
Later:
Saber: Hello, friends. It's me, Winter.
Turtle: Hey, Winter.
Kinkajou: Morning, frost face!
Moonwatcher: If you're looking for Qibli, he's--
Qibli: I'm right here.
Saber: Hey, Qibli--
Qibli: I'm sorry for being late, I was busy with the kids. I have to go hunt now, we can hang out later.
*Qibli kissed Saber on the cheek, and Winter watched from his hiding place*
Winter: Saber, you bitch...
Saber: *turns to him*
Saber: *Cheshire cat grin*
Winter: *😨*
Later:
*in the Ice Kingdom, Tundra was alone in her home, when*
Winter: *bursts in* MOTHER! IT IS I, SABER! YOUR LOST SON!
Tundra: ...
Tundra: Winter, stop being a dumbass.
Winter: Aw!
Saber: *comes in* At least you tried.
Tundra: *gasp* SABER!
Saber: Yes, mother...it's me.
Tundra: But, I thought you died in the snow that day.
Saber: If I did, it's because you abandoned me!
Tundra: No, you mistaken!
Saber: Really?
Tundra: Yes, you were born very thin, so Narwal decided it was a good idea for me to hunt you food. I carried you outside, turned my back on you, and when I turned around you were gone.
Winter: Is that really what happened.
Tundra: ....Yes.
**Flashback**
*Tundra carried baby Saber across the snow, and laid him down*
Tundra: OK, time to get rid of this runt for good.
Tundra: *inhale* OH MY! I HOPE MY BABY DOESN'T GET SWEPT OFF BY A SNOWSTORM!
Tundra: ...
Tundra: Fuck this, this is taking too long.
Tundra: ...
Tundra: *proceeds to sweep snow over Saber*
*****
Tundra: ...
Saber: Wow....I wanna kill you.
Winter: You're kidding right, right?
Saber: Hell no.
Tundra: *😓*
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
