Kinkajou: QIBLI!
Qibli: Huh? What's wrong?
Kinkajou: Winter is in the hospital!
Qibli: Oh no...not again!
Kinkajou: Wait? Again?
Qibli: Oh, please, this is Winter were taking about.
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: You got a point.
Qibli: C'mon, we should visit him...and make sure no one sued.
Later:
*In the hospital*
Nurse: Mr Winter! Your husband is here to see you.
Qibli: Sweet cheese! What happened to him!?
*Winter was covered completely in bandages*
Nurse: He been in a little...mishap.
Winter: *muffled noises*
Nurse: Sir, you are supposed to speak by writing on a board *holds up a board and pen*
*Winter snatches them from her, and writes down on the board, before showing it to Qibli*
Qibli: *reads* It wasn't my fault this time.
Qibli: Sure, I believe that.
Winter: I swear, I had warrant for those eggs.
Qibli: Winter, what the fuck are you going on about? What eggs?
Winter: Uh...chicken eggs.
Qibli: But how did you end up here?
Winter: .......There was a really big rooster and--
Qibli: OK, I don't need to hear that story, I'm just glad you're alright.
Winter: Aww ;)
Qibli: Whatever. At least you didn't get sued again.
Winter: Yeah...about that
*The owner of the orphanage barges in*
Owner: Where's the buttwad who stole my eggs!? I'm here to sue his ass!
Qibli: Dammit, Winter!
Winter: :-p
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
