Kinkajou: Hey guys, wanna hang out--
*Kinkajou paused, when she entered the room, and saw both Winter and Qibli floating in midair, with glowing eyes*
Kinkajou: What the f--
Winter: Who dares enter our chambers?
Qibli: State your business, intruder.
Kinkajou: Uh, I'm Kinkajou and I wanted to invite you guys to a picnic. Also, what happened to you two?
Qibli: We have been granted immortality.
Kinkajou: But, what does that have to do with the floaty stuff and glowing eyes?
Winter: We have no fucking clue.
Kinkajou: Well, this is some next level surreal shit. Can you guys change back?
Qibli: Why would we want to do that?
Kinkajou: Cuz' you look weird.
Winter: HOW DARE YOU? YOU ARE INSULTING A HIGHER BEING!
Kinkajou: That's what I do.
Winter: That's it! Begone.
Kinkajou: But--
Winter: BEGONE!
*With a flick of his talon, Kinkajou was whished out of the room*
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: They fucking kicked me out!
Later:
Kinkajou: Qibli and Winter are no fun when they're immortal beings!
Turtle: Wait, immortal what?
Moonwatcher: Well, what do you suppose we do?
Kinkajou: *lightbulb*
Kinkajou: We do the same thing we did last time *evil grin*
Later:
Winter: How dare you enter our presence again.
Kinkajou: Please! I am merely a lowerclassman! Please have mercy on me!
Qibli: Very well, what is it you want?
Kinkajou: Oh, I just want to give you two a present.
Winter: Pfft! As if anything you have is worth our time--
Kinkajou: It's freshly baked brownies.
Qibli & Winter: HELL YEAH!
*The two ate all the brownies in one gulp*
Winter: Man, that's good stuff!
Qibli: Yeah....why do I feel so weird?
Winter: Me too...what's in these?
Kinkajou: Oh...only sugar, hazelnuts, and the same enchantment we used on Darkstalker.
Winter: ENCHANTMENT!?
Qibli: Yum...hazelnuts.
Later:
Kinkajou: Are you sure it's not a problem?
Hope: No worries, I can babysit.
Kinkajou: Thanks! Have fun, boys!
*Winter and Qibli were now infants, and both of them were half RainWing. Suddenly, Peacemaker scooted next to them*
Peacemaker: Let me guess? You fucked with the RainWing, didn't you?
Winter & Qibli: Yep.
Peacemaker: Did you consume a strawberry?
Qibli: Brownies, actually.
Peacemaker: Crap! That sounds so much better.
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
