Winter: What do you want, Qibli?
Qibli: Oh, only this!
*a spotlight lands on Qibli*
In your eyes, there's a heavy blue.
One to love, and one to lose.
Sweet divine, a heavy truth.
Water or wine, don't let me choose.
I wanna feel the way that we did that summer night--
Winter: We swore never to mention that night again!
Qibli: But--
Winter: NO BUTS!
----
Winter: Qibli, you fucking love of my life!
Qibli: Is it Valentines Day again?
Winter: No! But here's a gift for you!
Qibli: OK.
Winter: *clears throat*
Let it out.
Been building up you better let it out.
Say everything you been meaning now, I want to burn.
When you tell that I'm such a wreck.
It isn't easy cleaning up your mess.
It's like I got a rope around my neck
She says it won't hurt.
But everything you do makes my heart race.
I can't even think straight--
Qibli: Of course, you can't think straight.
Winter: I will fuck you up.
Qibli: Are you going to do it up--
Winter: NOT ON MY CHRISTEN MINECRAFT SERVER!
----
*Kinkajou is eating lunch*
Winter: Beware, beware, be skeptical.
Their smiles, their smiles of plated gold.
Deceit, so natural.
But a wolf in sheep's clothing is more than a warning!
Kinkajou: That's right, bitch.
Winter: Wut?
Kinkajou: *nom nom*
----
*Tsunami is walking down the hall, when she paused*
Tsunami: ...what the hell is that music?
*Suddenly Winter comes in*
Tsunami: Oh, fu--
I love myself, I wanna see it.
When I turn around, look in the mirror
And if you don't like it, you can leave it
Cause' it's my own, and I'll keep owning it!
If you don't like what I'm wearing.
Well, you're only bothered, cause you're starring.
And no one talked me into caring.
Cause' it's my own, and I'll keep owning it.
Imma' do just what I want on the regular
And it's really not my fault that you're scared of a--
Tsunami: Where are you heading with this, IceWing?
Winter: Uh, Imma' slut?
Tsunami: You don't think I already knew that.
----
Bramblestar: Squirrelflight, this song is for you.
Squirrelflight: This is so romantic of you!
Bramblestar: *inhales*
Winter: *barges in* GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY UNIVERSE!
Bramblestar: But--
Winter: I said out! *aims spray bottle at them*
Squirrelflight & Bramblestar: *HISS!*
*they run off*
Winter: That's right, pussies.
Qibli: Ha! You made a pun!
Winter: What?
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
ComédieThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
