Dare #162

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Qibli: Winter, what are you--

Winter: SSHHH!

Qibli: What are you playing?

Winter: It's called Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice, and it's awesome.

Qibli: Sekiro? Is this located in Wuhan or something?

Winter: It's in Japan, you racist fuck.

Qibli: Hey! Wuhan is a real place! Also, what's this game about anyway?

Winter: I have to avenge my lord from rotting assholes that lurk around this hell on earth.

Qibli: Hmm. You're being poetic again, it must be good. Can I play?

Winter: Can you handle it?

Qibli: Pfft! Of course I can!

Later:

Qibli: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

Winter: What the fuck, beetle muncher? You're getting yourself killed!

Qibli: Everything's violent, and everyone's using Chinese verbs I don't understand! *😦*

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