Dare #155

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Winter: So, you're crew is here?

Jayfeather: I usually refer them as nuisances.

Winter: Huh, me too.

Winter: Wanna spy on them.

Jayfeather: Heck yeah.

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Kinkajou: So, Squirrelflight, you have any relationships.

Squirrelflight: While, some simp tried to kill me and my children.

Kinkajou: Oh! Rough break

Squirrelflight: Oh, that's a relief.

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Moonwatcher: So, what colour exactly is your eyes?

Dovewing: *having a rave party in her eyes*

Dovewing: Yes.

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Umber: So, you killed your brother and you let your sister leave?

Brambleclaw: Pretty much.

*Umber slaps him*

Brambleclaw: Ow!

Umber: Bad brother! What about Mothwing?

Brambleclaw: She wanted me to abandon my religion!

*slaps him again*

Brambleclaw: OW!

Umber: Not an excuse!

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Lionblaze: OK, now fight me.

Qibli: Fuck no! I might hurt you!

Lionblaze: C'mon, I'll be fine.

Qibli: Dude, I'm ten times your size.

Lionblaze: I like a challenge.

Qibli: You're crazy.

Lionblaze: Yep! Arrgh! *lunges at him*

Qibli: *high pitched screaming*

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Ivypool: And that's what happened.

Peril: Hmmm..

Peril: Yep, your sister is a bitch.

Ivypool: I KNOW RIGHT!

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Turtle: ...

Alderheart: ...

Turtle: So, you have crippling anxiety too?

Alderheart: Definitely :')

Turtle: :')

*cries together*

*Jayfeather and Winter were spying in a bush*

Jayfeather: We can both agree that this is a bad idea, right?

Winter: Yep

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