Winter: So, you're crew is here?
Jayfeather: I usually refer them as nuisances.
Winter: Huh, me too.
Winter: Wanna spy on them.
Jayfeather: Heck yeah.
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Kinkajou: So, Squirrelflight, you have any relationships.
Squirrelflight: While, some simp tried to kill me and my children.
Kinkajou: Oh! Rough break
Squirrelflight: Oh, that's a relief.
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Moonwatcher: So, what colour exactly is your eyes?
Dovewing: *having a rave party in her eyes*
Dovewing: Yes.
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Umber: So, you killed your brother and you let your sister leave?
Brambleclaw: Pretty much.
*Umber slaps him*
Brambleclaw: Ow!
Umber: Bad brother! What about Mothwing?
Brambleclaw: She wanted me to abandon my religion!
*slaps him again*
Brambleclaw: OW!
Umber: Not an excuse!
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Lionblaze: OK, now fight me.
Qibli: Fuck no! I might hurt you!
Lionblaze: C'mon, I'll be fine.
Qibli: Dude, I'm ten times your size.
Lionblaze: I like a challenge.
Qibli: You're crazy.
Lionblaze: Yep! Arrgh! *lunges at him*
Qibli: *high pitched screaming*
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Ivypool: And that's what happened.
Peril: Hmmm..
Peril: Yep, your sister is a bitch.
Ivypool: I KNOW RIGHT!
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Turtle: ...
Alderheart: ...
Turtle: So, you have crippling anxiety too?
Alderheart: Definitely :')
Turtle: :')
*cries together*
*Jayfeather and Winter were spying in a bush*
Jayfeather: We can both agree that this is a bad idea, right?
Winter: Yep.
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...