Winter: Winter, I dare you to do whatever Qibli says-- Ah, fuck.
Qibli: Yes!
Winter: Don't make me do any weird shit.
Qibli: Oh, you'll see...
Later:
*the Jade Winglet was hanging out in the library*
Kinkajou: So, are you guys up for lunch?
Winter: Sorry, Kinkajou, will have to take a....
Qibli: *whispered* Do it.
Winter: .....a rain check.
Kinkajou: What?
Qibli: *stifles laughter*
Turtle: Well, will you be able to attend next time?
Winter: Stop asking. Oh my cod.
Turtle: ...did you just cod--
Winter: Clam down, Turtle, stop being such a beach.
Qibli: Hahaha! Hahaha!
Winter: I hate you.
Moonwatcher: Should've known Qibli was behind this.
Winter: OK, Qibli, I did your stupid puns. Am I free now?
Qibli: Not yet.
Later:
Winter: ...
Qibli: ...
Winter: Fuck no.
Qibli: Please!
Winter: I am not teaching your deranged grandfather to use a fork!
Qibli: But look at how hopeless he is!
*cue to Vulture chewing on the fork*
Winter: *sigh* OK...
*Winter steps towards Vulture*
Winter: OK, crazy, time to hand over that fork.
Vulture: No, get your own.
Winter: Give me that fork, dammit! *lunges at him*
Qibli: Winter! That's not a good idea--
Winter: AHHHHH!
Later:
Winter: Well, I got stabbed in the arm by a fucking fork.
Qibli: Guess there's a first time for everything.
Winter: Please tell me you're done torturing me.
Qibli: Hmmm. Well--
Winter: COME ON!
Qibli: Relax, I just want a kiss.
Winter: That, I can do *kisses Qibli*
Winter: .....now get this fucking fork outta my arm.
Qibli: On it!
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
