Shrapnel: Winter!
Winter: Yeah?
Shrapnel: Why is the dishes still in the sink?
Winter: I thought you were going to do the dishes.
Shrapnel: You thought! Get in here and do them!
Winter: Why can't you do them?
Shrapnel: I'm too busy cleaning up the mess you made last night!
Winter: You know, when you asked to be my roommate, I never knew you would be so pushy!
Shrapnel: At least, I'm trying to keep the place tidy! Now get in here, before I seriously slap you!
Winter: Who the fuck says tidy? And also, I already have one annoying houseguest, I don't need another one!
Vulture: You talking to me?
Winter: Get out from under the table!
Vulture: Not a chance *crawls back under table*
Shrapnel: *sighs*
Shrapnel: Winter, why is there garbage in the sink?
Winter: The garbage disposal will take care of it.
Shrapnel: You don't have a garbage disposal!
Winter: Well, I ain't crossing the world just to throw out the trash.
Shrapnel: The trash bin is just outside your door!
Winter: Then, it wouldn't be that far of a walk for you.
Shrapnel: Winter, I swear, I will go full berserk on you if you don't help me clean up.
Winter: Ha! Like to see you try--
*Shrapnel confronted him, with a feather duster gripped in his fist. He rose the feather duster*
Winter: Oh sh--
*Shrapnel ran up to Winter with the feather duster*
Winter: AHHHHH--
Later:
Winter: So, after an unpleasant encounter with a feather duster, I finally agreed to help a little bit.
Shrapnel: You missed a spot.
Winter: Yeah! I know! *starts cleaning grumpily*
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
