Turtle: ...
Winter: ...
Turtle: No.
Winter: Why not!?
Turtle: Because it's reckless, it's irresponsible, Oh! AND IT'S CRAZY!
Winter: But, Turtle--
Turtle: No buts! I'm not turning you into an animus.
Winter: Just this once, I'll make it worth your while.
Turtle: Nothing you can do, can convince me--
Winter: I'll review all the scrolls you wrote.
Turtle: Deal.
Winter: Yes!
Turtle: But, promise me you won't abuse this power.
Winter: I promise.
Turtle: OK, I enchanted this bracelet for this occasion.
*Turtle slips the bracelet on Winter, and power started to radiate from him*
Winter: Hahaha...You FOOL! I HAVE CROSSED MY FINGERS!
*Winter laughed evilly, while floating off*
Turtle: ....fuck.
Later:
*in the Rainforest, Winter floated over the NightWing village*
Random NightWing: Who the hell is that?
Winter: Attention, NightWings! I came to--
NightWing #1: Why are you floating?
Winter: Cuz' I'm an animus--
NightWing #2: Why can't you just use your wings, dumbass?
Winter: Oh, I suppose-- That's besides the point!
Winter: I came to tell you, that I am now your Supreme Ruler!
Glory: Supreme Ruler my ass! Winter, what are doing?
Winter: I am being menacing and powerful!
Glory: Shut the fuck up! And get out of my kingdom!
Winter: Actually, it will soon be my kingdom! Once I turn everyone here into a grapefruit!
NightWing #3: NOT A GRAPEFRUIT!
Glory: You really want to try that?
Winter: Watch me!
*Winter rose his talons, and suddenly a dark cloud loomed over. The NightWings looked up fearfully, then--*
Winter: *suddenly collapses*
*The dark clouds instantly disappeared, and Winter was currently snoring soundly*
Glory: ...
Glory: Well, time to draw on his face. Everyone!
Everyone: *takes out black markers*
Later:
Kinkajou: So, you enchanted the bracelet to make him sleep if he does something bad with his powers?
Turtle: Yep? And by the time he wakes up, his powers will be gone.
Kinkajou: Haha! You're bad!
Turtle: I know.
*suddenly, a NightWing walked in, dumped a sleeping Winter in the floor, then disappeared. Winter's face was covered in doodles, and there was note that said Return to Sender.
Turtle: Well, this turned out better than I imagined.
Winter: *snore!*
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
