Turtle: What happened to you?
*Qibli is posing in the middle of the room, muscular as hell*
Qibli: I'm showing off my magnificent body.
Turtle: OK...where's Winter?
Winter: Over here!
*Winter rolled across the floor, now rounder than basketball*
Turtle: Winter, when have you become so--
Winter: Don't you fucking say it!
Kinkajou: *comes in* Ha! You're a fatass!
Winter: *growls*
Qibli: It's a shame your bod went to waste, Winter. Unlike mine...
Qibli: *flexing intensifies*
Turtle: Qibli, please stop.
Qibli: You can't stop perfection!
Winter: Oh my god, this is a disaster!
Kinkajou: Don't worry, Winter! I know how to get you back in shape.
Winter: How?
Kinkajou: :)
Winter: No, not him....NO--
Later:
Deathbringer: Are you ready to get back in shape?
Winter: Goddammit!
Deathbringer: Jeez, you might be my toughest case yet, we should definitely work you twice as hard.
Winter: I'm outta here! *tries to roll away*
Deathbringer: Where you think you're going, pot belly?
*Deathbringer stops Winter in time, and rolls him in the opposite direction*
Winter: NOOOOOOO!
Later:
Kinkajou: Wow, Winter! You improved a lot, you look exactly like you originally looked like.
Winter: And all it took was a lot excruciating training, and another lawsuit against Deathbringer to make it worth it.
Winter: So, how's Qibli doing with his new body?
Kinkajou: About that...
*Later on, Winter confronted Qibli, and saw his muscular body was gone, and he was now eating chips on a couch, while rubbing his belly*
Winter: How did this happen?
Qibli: I'll you what happened, Winter...
Qibli: Potato chips happened. Potato chips happened...
Winter: *facepalms*
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
