Turtle: OK, short summery: we have become fish.
*the Jade Winglet were swimming in the ocean, all of them were now fish*
Kinkajou: Weeee! *does cartwheels*
Turtle: I enchanted us to be fish for while, though obviously I don't feel any different...except for the lack of limbs.
Winter: Turtle, how the fuck can you live like this?
Turtle: Well, am I a SeaWing--
Winter: No, I mean this, you have this bigass ocean all to yourself, and you guys can't afford goddamn signs to know which direction you're going?
Turtle: Well, we never so it as necessary.
Winter: Bitch, let me tell you what's unnecessary: having to swim around your own filth to find your fucking address!
Qibli: OK, let's all calm down.
Moonwatcher: We'll which just stay here until the spell wears off, I heard there are sharks here.
Winter: Gasp! Sharks in the ocean? I would've never guessed!
Kinkajou: Ignoring Winter being an asshat, let's listen to Moon.
???: Hey there!
Winter: What!?
*Armadillo and Dawn swam towards them, also fish*
Winter: Turtle! What did you do!?
Turtle: It wasn't me!
Armadillo: We asked Aunt Anemone to do it, we happen to be part of the dare too.
Qibli: Wait...Where's Vanilla?
Dawn: She was just with us...
Winter: Oh no! Don't tell me this is going to be like some Finding Nemo shit.
Vanilla: I'm here, Father.
Winter: Oh, thank moons-- OH, SHIT!
*Vanilla was now a great white shark*
Dawn: There you are!
Winter: Why does she get to be a shark and I'm stuck in this puny body?
Turtle: Sharks aren't fish.
Moonwatcher: FYI, they are.
Turtle: Really?
Kinkajou: Oh my god, Turtle, even I knew that, and I still can't read!
Qibli: Well, at least we found Vanilla, nothing bad can happen now--
*a SeaWing talon reached into the water, and tried to grab Qibli*
Qibli: FUUUUCK!
Winter: Let go of my husband, you green bitch!
*Winter rushed towards Qibli, and bit the finger of the SeaWing, causing them to release Qibli*
Qibli: Thank you!
Winter: Your welcome, I'm glad I could still get a bite out of that asshole.
Turtle: Fish have teeth?
Winter: Goddammit, Turtle!
Meanwhile:
Squid: Fuck!
Ochre: No! The food's gone!
Ochre: Why did you let it go?
Squid: Because it bit my finger, so.
Ochre: Which finger did it bite?
Squid: Oh, only this little finger on my right-- AND DOES IT FUCKING MATTER?
Ochre: But--
Squid: No buts! You bitchass, gluttonous, can't wear a tank top if he tried asshole. Go to sit away from me, and Let. Me. Fish. Your. Damn. Dinner. Fuck!
Ochre: Man, and I thought I was cranky when I'm hungry...
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
