Kinkajou: Winter, what the happened to your body?
*Winter is now solid gold, but still moving*
Winter: I finally fulfilled my purpose, and became a national treasure.
Kinkajou: Well, at least you're not a spider...
Winter: Now, if you excuse me.
Winter: ...
Kinkajou: What's wrong?
Winter: I just realized I can't fucking move.
Kinkajou: Don't worry! I'll help you! *walks out*
Winter: Well, thanks Kinkajou, never expected--
*Kinkajou suddenly brings in a buff dragon*
Winter: Who's this guy?
Kinkajou: He happens to be an owner of auctioning place.
Winter: What?
Kinkajou: This is for selling me, asshat.
Winter: WHAT?
Kinkajou: Take him away!
*the buff dragon carried Winter off*
Winter: NOOOOO!
Later:
Qibli: Kinkajou, where's Winter?
Kinkajou: I traded him in an auction.
Qibli: What!?
Kinkajou: Oops, shouldn't have said that.
Qibli: Kinkajou, we need to get him back!
Kinkajou: Fine! I know where he is...
Much later:
*the two were at an auction, trying to win Winter back*
Auctioneer: OK! Today, we have this living gold statue, what's it gonna be?
Winter: *in chains* HELP!
Dragon: 300 GOLD!
Second: 500 GOLD!
Kinkajou: Qibli, these dragons ain't playing. Do you have anything to tried in?
Qibli: Don't worry, I got this.
Auctioneer: We got 500 gold! Can we go higher?
Qibli: *clears throat*
Qibli: Uh, I have ten pennies, a dime, and-- OH! A BALL OF LINT!
Kinkajou: *facepalms*
Qibli: Well, at least no one went higher than 500--
???: 1000 GOLD!
*Everyone turned, and so Auklet*
Auctioneer: Aren't you a little young to be here?
Auklet: You want the money or not?
Auctioneer: SOLD! To the little green SeaWing!
Auklet: Yay!
Qibli: Fuck!
Later:
Auklet: Momma, I bought a toy!
Coral: That's nice, honey.
Auklet: It's a living statue!
Coral: That's nice-- WHAT!?
Winter: >:{
Coral: FUCK! NOT AGAIN!
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
