*There is a ceremony being thrown in the hall of the Academy, Allatos and Moonwatcher were on the balcony*
Turtle: If there's anyone who objects to this wedding, please speak up or forever hold your peace.
Tundra: *rises hand*
Turtle: Do you wanna object to this wedding?
Tundra: Nah, I'm just wondering why the fuck am I here?
Hailstorm: Mother, calm down.
Shrapnel: Yes, control yourself, woman.
Tundra: Just saying, the only reason I'm here is because Glacier is a hoe.
Allatos: *sigh* Please skip to the last part, Turtle.
Turtle: Got it! I know pronounce you husband and wife.
*Moon and Allatos kissed, and everyone cheered*
Secretkeeper: *sniff!" I'm so happy for my daughter! If only her father was here to see this.
Turtle: Well, I have good news for you.
Secretkeeper: What?
Moonwatcher: Yes, Turtle. What?
Turtle: You'll see in a minute. Come in!
*a dragon suddenly stepped in. Everyone gasped. It was Morrowseer!*
Turtle: Surprise! I brought your father back to life!
Morrowseer: What is ugly-ass place?
Everyone: ...
Tsunami: ......TURTLE!!!
Turtle: Huh?
*Tsunami falls down and punches the floor*
Tsunami: TURTLE, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKERY FUCK!?
Turtle: I feel like I did something wrong...
Morrowseer: I am unanswered.
Moonwatcher: Hey, Dad...
Morrowseer: Huh?
Moonwatcher: I'm your daughter.
Morrowseer: Oh.....who's this weird looking motherfucker? *points to Allatos*
Allatos: Her husband *😑*
Morrowseer: Hmmm....so I'm gonna have ugly grandchildren now?
Winter: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!
Moon & Allatos: *facepalms*
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
