Winter: What the hell did you do to Qibli?
*Turtle was standing in front of him, holding a hedgehog, that also happened to be Qibli*
Turtle: It's not that bad, he can still talk.
Qibli: *helium voice* Hey, Winter!
Winter: Fuck no, change him back.
Turtle: OK...
*Turtle gently puts Qibli on the ground*
Turtle: I'm going to find a berry to enchant for you. Stay right here. *walks off*
Qibli: I have such stubby legs, Winter!
Winter: I really didn't ask, but okay.
Kinkajou: *walks in*
Kinkajou: Hello, Winter-- Wait, what's that on the floor?
Winter: Well, it's--
Kinkajou: Is it a guinea pig?
Winter: Let me finish my goddamn sentence! This is a hedgehog, and it's also Qibli.
Qibli: Hi, Kinkajou!
Kinkajou: He's so small and round...
Kinkajou: Must. Hug!
Qibli: Uh oh.
Winter: You better run.
Qibli: Yep *scurries away*
Kinkajou: No! Let me shower you in affection!
Qibli: Gotta go fast!
Later:
Turtle: OK, I finally found something-- Kinkajou, what are you doing?
*Kinkajou had Qibli the hedgehog in her crushing embrace*
Kinkajou: He thought he could escape me! MWAHAHAHA!
Qibli: Help me...
Turtle: Oh boy...
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
