*the Jade Winglet were hanging out, when Qibli bursts in*
Qibli: Guys! I found a game!
Winter: Why are you shouting!?
Qibli: Because I'm hyper, and ready to PLAY!
Kinkajou: What's the game called?
Qibli: Something called Jumanji.
Turtle: That name gives me anxiety for some reason.
Moonwatcher: You always have anxiety, Turtle.
Winter: Are gonna play or sit around like dumb fucks?
Qibli: OK, I'm putting the game in.
*puts game in, and a screen pops up*
Qibli: Ooh! We get to choose characters!
Qibli: I'll be choosing Moose Finbar.
Winter: Alright, I'm choosing Dr Smolder Bravestone. That's a badass name by the way.
Moonwatcher: I'll choose Ruby Roundhouse, killer of men.
Winter: Your title worries me
Kinkajou: I'll choose the pilot guy! (I forgot his name)
Turtle: I'll go with Shelly. I hope nothing bad happens.
Winter: C'mon, a measly game isn't going to hurt you--
*drums start playing in the distance*
Winter: What the--
Everyone: FUUUUCK!
Later:
Winter: WE ARE FUCKING STUCK IN THIS GAME! AND I AM FUCKING JACKED!
Qibli: Nooooo! I'm even tinier than before *😭*
Kinkajou: As always, I'm sexy!
Turtle: Oh great, diabetes.
Moonwatcher: Oh great, a redhead.
Qibli: Everyone! I am a game master! And I say we check our strengths before we continue on this journey.
"They checked their powers*
Qibli: WHAT THE FUCK?
Winter: Hahaha!
Qibli: How is this noodle sack this fucking weak? Cake? CAKE!?
Kinkajou: Mosquitoes, huh? ...not surprised.
Moonwatcher: What is dance fighting?
Turtle: I don't really know, but hey, I'm good with maps.
Winter: Well, I'm basically god, how you guys feeling?
Qibli: I want out! *stomps off*
Moonwatcher: Qibli! We have to stay together!
Qibli: Oh please, we're in them middle of nowhere--
*Gets eaten by giant snake*
Everyone: AHHHHH!
*there was a chime, and Qibli fell from the sky*
Qibli: I hate this game...
Winter: How the fuck--
Turtle: Guys! We have three lives, and Qibli seemed to lost one of them.
Winter: Wait, so we can kill each other?
Turtle: No, Winter--
Winter: *stabs Kinkajou*
Kinkajou: PIECE OF SHIIIIIT! *dies*
Winter: Hehe.
*Kinkajou falls from the sky*
Kinkajou: I'm still alive, asshole!
Winter: Can I stab her again?
Turtle: We need to save them, now onward!
Moonwatcher: Hmmm. Sounds easy enough.
Much later:
*the Jade Winglet return home, exhausted*
Winter: WE ARE NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!
Qibli: Let's make it official. Turtle!
Turtle: On it!
*Turtle takes game station, smashes it with tail, Moon stomped on it, Kinkajou spat venom at it, Winter froze it, and Qibli set it on fire*
Winter: That should do it. NOW GET IT OUT OF HERE!
*Turtle tosses it in the hall, and went back inside. Clay suddenly walked past, and picked up the game curiously*
Clay: Jeez, what happen to you?
*Clay digs in it, and the game came out of the console, unscathed*
Clay: Cool, a game to play with my friends.
*drumbeats*
Clay: ...
Clay: And it has it's own theme music!
(Sorry, I been procrastinating again. I'm so sick :(*
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
