Dare #101

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Turtle; OK, time to get my ass kicked.

*Turtle sneaked into Winter and Qibli's room in the dead of night. Carefully, he locked a enchanted collar of both of them, before running away, tripping, and recovering before running away again*

That morning:

*Winter wakes up to feel very different...*

Qibli: Uh, Winter...you might wanna see this?

Winter: Arrgh! What--

*Winter turned to quickly, only to see a cat much bigger than him. He then looked down at himself, and was horrified at what he saw*

*Winter grabbed his white board*

Winter: We're fucking cats!

Qibli: So, it seems so.

Winter: Not again! This is humiliating!

Winter: ...

Winter: AND WHY AM I THE FUCKING KITTEN?

Qibli: Uh, cuz your cute?

Winter: Don't push it! Also, WHY!?

*Winter punches the mattress with his tiny paws*

Qibli: Who could've done this?

Winter: There's only one dragon who could've done this, and I'm gonna kick his ass!

Qibli: Agreed, and might I add, I find it impressive that you're writing without any thumbs.

Winter: Shut up, we need to find him--

Dawn: *comes in* Dads--

Winter & Qibli: ...

Dawn: KITTIES!

Qibli: Dawn, no!

Dawn: *charges at them*

Qibli: NOOOOO!

Later:

Moonwatcher: I can't believe you did that, Turtle!

Turtle: *shrugs* I had to.

Moonwatcher: Let's hope they're not too mad at you.

Turtle: Oh, I'm sure--

Winter: *HISS!*

*Winter the kitten suddenly lunged onto Turtle's face, and the SeaWing immediately panicked*

Turtle: AHHHHH! HIS TINY CLAWS ARE LIKE PIN NEEDLES!

Moonwatcher: Winter, is that you? Get off Turtle immediately!

*Moon tried to yank Winter off Turtle, while Dawn came in cuddling Qibli*

Dawn: *sees vicious kitten* ...

Dawn: Yeah, that's definitely my dad.

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