Moonwatcher: Winter?
Winter: ...
Moonwatcher: Winter, why are you killing Kinkajou's cave? Are you doing a favour for a friend, that's so nice of you--
*Winter suddenly grabbed Moonwatcher's shoulders*
Winter: SAVE ME! SAVE ME!
Moonwatcher: AHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK?
Kinkajou: Winter! What did I tell you about trying to escape?
Winter: Uh...
Kinkajou: Nope! No excuses! Go, prepare me some cookies.
*Winter released Moon, and walked away grumbling*
Moonwatcher: Let me guess: he was dared to do whatever you say, again.
Kinkajou: Yep! For two dares this time!
Moonwatcher: Promise me you won't torture the guy.
Kinkajou: Oh sweet Moon...you know that's impossible.
Moonwatcher: *sigh*
*Winter came back, with a tray of cookies*
Winter: Here's your fucking cookies.
Kinkajou: Thanks, Winter. *grabs cookie*
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: You put rat poison in this, didn't you?
Winter: Fuck!
Kinkajou: I'll take that as a yes.
Kinkajou: *tosses cookie* No matter! Now, carry me!
Winter: Wait, no--
*Kinkajou jumped onto Winter's back*
Winter: Oof!
Kinkajou: Ride like the wind, Frosty!
Winter: I hate you, so fucking much *carries her off*
Moonwatcher: Well, that happened.
Turtle: *comes in*
Turtle: Ooh! Cookie! *reaches to grab cookie*
Moonwatcher: Turtle, no! *slaps it out of his talon*
Turtle: Ow :'(
Moonwatcher: Sorry!
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
