Qibli: Winter! Look!
Winter: What--
Qibli: I'm a MudWing!
Winter: ...
Qibli: Isn't this great! I finally have muscles...but I'm so hungry, though.
*Qibli proceeds to empty out the fridge*
Winter: Qibli, what is this? I can't have your fatass eating everything in sight.
Qibli: Hey! I happened to be sensitive about my weight.
Qibli: *nom nom*
Winter: Qibli, I swear to moons almighty, if you eat anymore food, Imma' slap a bitch.
Qibli: Sorry, I was eating your last salmon.
Winter: You don't even like fish!
Winter: That's it! *drags Qibli by the ear*
Qibli: Ow! Where are we going?
Winter: Somewhere you desperately need.
Later:
Deathbringer: Welcome to Deathbringer's Improvement Center!
Qibli: Deathbringer, since when did you owe a gym?
Deathbringer: Since my Queen told me to get a hobby, besides from killing dragons and flirting with her.
Winter: Enough talking. Fix him.
Deathbringer: Alrighty, I just hope he lasts longer than the last MudWing.
*Deathbringer points to Clay, who was laying and gasping on the floor nearby*
Clay: Save yourself...
Qibli: *gulp*
Deathbringer: Let's get started!
Cue workout montage:
Deathbringer: First: lifting weights!
Qibli: *pants* Why are these so heavy...?
Deathbringer: It also helps to have motivational music. *turns on radio*
The eye of the tiger! 🎶
Qibli: No!
Deathbringer: Fine.
---
Deathbringer: Next is rope climbing!
Qibli: Why is this rope so slippery?
Deathbringer: My dear Qibli, that isn't a rope, that's a viper.
Viper: *hiss!*
Qibli: Shit!
---
Deathbringer: Swimming!
Qibli: *drawing noises*
Qibli: HELP ME!
Deathbringer: I would...but I can't swim.
Qibli: Then, why did you include this lesson!?
Deathbringer: Uh, extra pay?
Qibli: Fuck you!
Later:
Deathbringer: Well, he looked like he had fun.
Qibli: *😵*
Winter: You killed him.
Deathbringer: All in a job's well done!
Winter: I'm suing you.
Deathbringer: Wouldn't be the first time.
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
