Dare #58

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Winter: Kinkajou, what happened to you?

*Kinkajou now had coloured crystals jutting out of her scales, making her pink and yellow scales almost unnoticeable*

Kinkajou: I have crystalscales! Aren't they pretty?

Winter: Don't they fucking hurt?

Kinkajou: Excruciatingly so. But, I'm use to it, this isn't the first time I been bedazzled.

Winter: Uh--Huh? And are those real crystals perhaps?

Kinkajou: Hell yeah! These are pure gems, baby! And I'm totally rocking this vibe.

Winter: Yeah, OK. You mind if I do something?

Kinkajou: Uh...sure?

*Winter grabbed Kinkajou and flung her over his back*

Kinkajou: Hey! What the hell?

Winter: Don't worry, you're going to a safe place *walks off*

Later:

*In the town of Possibility, Winter was confronting a shopkeeper*

Winter: Give me your shit.

Shopkeeper: What are you willing to pay?

*Winter picked up Kinkajou, and placed her in front of the shopkeeper*

Kinkajou: ASSHOLE!

Shopkeeper: Uh...

Winter: Will this do?

Shopkeeper: ...

Shopkeeper: Sure.

*Shopkeeper picks up Kinkajou and carries her off*

Shopkeeper: Nice doing business with you! Take what you need!

Winter: Thanks!

Later:

Qibli: Winter, did you fucking sell Kinkajou?

Winter: How did you know about that?

Qibli: Uh, because I just spent a dozen coins to get her back!

Kinkajou: *😬*

Winter: Oh. Hey, Kinkajou.

Kinkajou: My vengeance will come swiftly...

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