*Winter is having a normal day*
Winter: What a normal day.
*poof!*
*Winter is suddenly turned into a kitten*
Winter: What the hell!?
Winter: Why do I feel like a fucking plush doll?
Dawn: Ooh! What's this?
Winter: Sweetie, help me!
Dawn: Aww! It's meows are so cute!
Winter: Meows? She can't understand me!? Oh, isn't this swell!
*Dawn gently picked Winter up, and carried him away*
Later:
Dawn: Look what I got, guys! A kitten!
*Armadillo and Vanilla looked at Winter curiously*
Armadillo: You didn't pick him up from the street right? We might need shots if he bites us?
Dawn: I found him in the hall, and he's harmless.
Vanilla: He sure doesn't look vicious or diseased.
Dawn: He looks cold, though. Maybe, we should give him a sweater!
Winter: Shiiiiit!
Armadillo: Where are we gonna find a sweater his size--
Kinkajou: *barges in* Did someone say mini sweaters?
Armadillo: Uh, not exactly, and why were you in our closet--
Dawn: Aunt Kinkajou! I found this kitten, can you see if you have a sweater for him?
Kinkajou: Let's see this kitten.
*Dawn hands over Winter, and Kinkajou squinted at him*
Winter: Kinkajou! Help me!
Kinkajou: Huh. His blue eyes kinda remind me of...
Kinkajou: ...
Kinkajou: >:}
Kinkajou: I know just the right sweater for this little guy.
Kids: Yay!
Kinkajou: *whispers* Suck it, Winter.
Winter: You little shit.
Later:
*Winter is now dressed in the most itchy sweater possible*
Kinkajou: Aww! He likes it!
Winter: *hiss!*
Armadillo: Are you sure about that?
Kinkajou: Of course--
*Winter suddenly turns back into a dragon, shredding the sweater*
Kinkajou: My hard work!
Winter: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
Kinkajou: Well, bye kids! *flees*
Winter: *chases after her*
Dawn: What...
Armadillo: Just happen?
Vanilla: ...
Vanilla: Oh! You guys didn't know that was Father? Oh, OK...
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
UmorismoThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
