Umber: Let. Me. GO!
Turtle: Umber, calm down!
Umber: No! You're keeping me away from my husband, who's in the HOSPITAL!
*the Jade Winglet was holding Umber in place*
Moonwatcher: It's not like we don't want to, but you know how get when you're like this.
Kinkajou: Yeah, you start flipping tables and shit.
Umber: I don't care! I'm gonna see Shrapnel, even if it kills you.
Turtle: You mean, if it kills you.
Umber: Did I fucking stutter?
Peril: Maybe we should--
Umber: YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK!
Peril: Oop, my bad...
Turtle: Umber, you're not moving from this spot!
Umber: That's it...
Umber: I'm. Going. Fucking. FERAL!
Kinkajou: Oh sh--
Later:
*Winter and Shrapnel were eating pudding, still in the hospital*
Winter: You know, hospital food is not as good as it use to be.
Shrapnel: *mumbles in agreement*
*CRASH!*
Winter: What was that?
Shrapnel: I dunno, maybe--
*Suddenly, Umber crashed through the wall, then collapsed onto the floor*
Umber: *pant! pant!*
Umber: Hey, Shrapnel!
Shrapnel: Umber!
Umber: I wanted to know if you were alright.
Shrapnel: Oh, I'm fine now, no need to worry.
Winter: Did you just break through a fucking wall?
Umber: Oh, yeah...if you'll excuse me *faints*
Winter: Aaaand, we might need another hospital bed.
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
