Winter: I was dared to do whatever Bandit says. Luckily, I managed to teach him more Dragon.
Bandit: Are you ready, Winter?
Winter Sure, lay it on me. You want me play fetch with you or something.
Bandit: Actually, I was thinking along the lines of...
Bandit: Breaking into the sand dragon hold, stealing treasure and giving it to my village.
Winter: ...
Winter: You're joking right?
Bandit: Nope.
Winter: How can I even do that!?
Bandit: You have to figure it out, and remember, you have to do everything I say.
Winter: You little shit.
Bandit: Yes, I'm aware.
Later:
*Winter is sneaking into Thorn's treasury*
Winter: Jeez, this was easy as hell.
*Winter puts the gold and jewels into a sack, when--*
Thorn: What the fuck is this?
Winter: Oop!
Thorn: Winter, what are you doing stealing from me!?
Winter: Thorn, I can explain.
Winter: *throws gold bar at her*
Thorn: Ow! Fuck!
Winter: I'm sorry! Eat my ass! *escapes*
Later:
Winter: Well, here's ya gold, you nuggets.
*the scavengers looked at him in terror*
Winter: *scoff* Just when I thought they'd be more grateful!
Bandit: Winter, you threw a gold bar at one's head.
Winter: He sucked at catching! And at least he's alive!
Scavenger: *😵*
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...