Kinkajou: Allatos!
Allatos: Huh?
Kinkajou: I found a cloth covered in chloroform, wanna sniff it?
Allatos: You really think I'm that stupid--
*Kinkajou presses cloth against his face, instantly he fainted*
Kinkajou: OK, now for the hard part.
*With difficulty, Kinkajou dragged him by his tail*
Kinkajou: Fuck! He's heavy.
Later:
*Allatos opened his eyes, and saw he was tied to a dinner table*
Allatos: What the--
Kinkajou: Surprise! I'm setting you up on a blind date!
Allatos: Does that really require knocking me out, and tying me to a table?
Kinkajou: You have no idea how matchmaking works, huh?
Allatos: I can just break out of here.
Kinkajou: You could. But I happened to have an armed elite of RainWings surrounding you, and aiming you with darts that can pierce through scales.
Kinkajou: The point I'm trying to make clear here, is don't fucking move from this spot.
Kinkajou: Here's your date!
*Moonwatcher suddenly walked in*
Moonwatcher: Oh, Allatos is my date? This is unexpected.
Kinkajou: Yes, he's very excited!
Allatos: I am being held against my will--
Kinkajou: Sshhh-- shut the fuck up!
Kinkajou: Moon! Take a seat with him, and mingle a bit!
Moonwatcher: OK.
Later:
*Moonwatcher and Allatos spent the whole night eating and chatting, and they really enjoyed each other's company*
Moonwatcher: Man, you're more social than I expected. Unlike me, of course.
Allatos: Don't be modest, you're quite a chatter box.
Moonwatcher: Really? I'm sorry if I talked too much.
Allatos: Nah, I like hearing you talk.
Moonwatcher: Aww! I'm glad Kinkajou set us up.
Allatos: I agree.
Moonwatcher: Can I ask you a question?
Allatos: Sure.
Moonwatcher: Kinkajou is holding you against your will isn't she?
Allatos: Yep.
Moonwatcher: KINKAJOU!
Kinkajou: Just five more minutes, and I'll let him go!
Allatos: This is illegal!
Kinkajou: It will keep quiet, or else it will get the darts!
Jambu: Can I go to the bathroom?
Kinkajou: No! Stay in the trees! And keep that dart stick!
Moonwatcher: *facepalms*
YOU ARE READING
Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
