*A video camera turns on, and Winter's in front of it*
Winter: Is it on? Is it fucking-- Oh! It is? Good.
Winter: Hello everyone! Welcome to my very own TV show!
Winter: Today, we'll be--
*Kinkajou pops up*
Kinkajou: Ooh! Are we on TV!?
Winter: Kinkajou, get the fuck out.
Kinkajou: No way! Momma wants to be famous!
Winter: WOULD YOU JUST--
Moonwatcher: This is very interesting.
Winter: Moon, I swear to god--
Turtle: Winter, I can't hold this any--
*drops boom mic onto Winter's head*
Winter: Ow! You son of a--
Qibli: Hey, there's no need to shout.
Winter: Speak for yourself! This isn't your show!
Qibli: C'mon, this only costs like...10 dollars?
Winter: Uh...1000 dollars, actually.
Qibli: ...
Qibli: WHAT THE FUUUUCK!?
Winter: Hey, it's my money I'm paying with!
Qibli: It's about priority, asshat!
Kinkajou: I wanna be on TV! I wanna be on TV!
Turtle: You are on TV! Calm down, Kinkajou.
Moonwatcher: I should've went to college...
Umber: You guys need a representing gay in your cast?
Winter: GET THE FUCK OUT, UMBER.
Umber: OK, but Tumbler is going to eat you up and swallow you.
Meanwhile:
*Flame and Anemone were watching the whole commotion on TV*
Flame: Da fuck is this shit?
Anemone: Arrgh! Change it to something else!
*Flame nodded, before changing the channel*
"I thought we had bonding moment? I cradled you in my arms!*
"Nope, never happened*
Anemone: Now we're talking *eat popcorn*
Flame: Ha! They're so gay.
Anemone: Mmm.
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
