*bird singing*
*Winter comes in*
Ahh!
Such a beautiful day!
Sun shining in a beautiful way!
Gonna take shower, brush my teeth and--
*Kinkajou comes in*
Life is ultimately meaningless.
Winter: Uh...Uhhhhh.
But, I'll get out of the house!
Get on the road.
Top down.
Hands up!
Put on my favorite song and dance to the rhyme.
Kinkajou: The planet's being destroyed by your carbon emissions.
Winter: Oh!
But I-I head to class!
Try my best on every test til' pass!
And my grades are screaming in my face
AAAAAAAAA!
Kinkajou: 98 percent of what you learn is a waste.
Winter: I get to
Hang out with all my friends.
My friends are the friendliest friends.
Can't think of a better way to spend my time!
Kinkajou: Your brain is flawed. And all your friends with die--
Winter: Nevermind!
I'm alive in the greatest nation!
So proud of--
Kinkajou: The exploitation of the natives.
Winter: This graceful bird means Freedom for All!
Kinkajou: Tell that to the slaves. And bald eagles aren't bald.
I can live in the moment, milk every second.
At anytime, you can get critical depression.
But I'll just be happy, no matter what's in store.
It's quite genetic, and we have no cure.
Uhhhhh.
At least--
WE ARE YOUNG!
LIFE IS FUN--
Winter: Oh, fuck no!
Kinkajou: Why did you stop?
Winter: Because the song title is a lie! Why am I playing the happy hippy part?
Kinkajou: Well, I don't want to play the emo part.
Winter: But, at least, it's realistic.
Kinkajou: Yeah, but didn't you know...
Winter: What?
Kinkajou: :D
Winter: ...DON'T YOU--
*Kinkajou bursts into song*
WE ARE YOUNG!
Winter: Not for long!
LIFE IS FUN!
Winter: Everything goes downhill!
We gotta make the most of it!
Make the most of it!
Winter: Or you'll regret it!
WE ARE YOUNG!
Winter: For now.
LIFE IS FUN!
Winter: For some people.
WE GOTTA MAKE THE MOST OF IT!
MAKE THE MOST OF IT!
Winter: Good luck...
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Ask/Dare Winter 2!
HumorThis a continuation of my first Ask/Dare book, so you might want to the read first one to get a better understanding of this one. You know the drill, ask or dare Winter anything! (Current cover might be temporary, and this book will include heavy s...
