Bnha One Shots [REQUESTS TEMPORARILY CLOSED]

Smoll Might

Baby!Deku

This one shot is filled with so much random things, I don't even know anymore

"Un-fucking-believable..." Bakugou whispered underneath his breath as he carried the small child back to UA with him.

How the hell did this happen?
Well, let me tell you.

Deku had the brilliant idea to go to the mall with Kacchan, seeing as they were roommates this year, their third and final year. He wanted to get some things for their room, to cheer it up a little! They'd been roaming a hero merch store where Izuku was gawking at the little costumes and figurines of him and his classmates when a person lost control over their quirk and shot Midoriya with it.

What does their quirk do, you ask?

Simple. It reverses the aging process, turning anyone who comes into contact with it into a 6 year old. They apologized, of course, and paid for temporary clothes as an extra apology. Those temporary clothes just happened to be a Ground Zero hero onesie... The owner of the shop found it absolutely adorable and even gave a discount for the trouble.

So now Bakugou was strolling down the street, a 6 year old Deku on his hip, wearing a fucking Ground Zero costume... He didn't even want to know what kind of mess he'd walk into when returning to the dorms or how the hell he would explain this to their teachers. Heck, how was he going to tell All Might? Or his mom? This little squirt would be 6 years old for at least three days, maybe even a whole week!

"Where are we going Kacchan?" Deku asked, poking his face repeatedly. Katsuki groaned, doing his best not to snap at the child.
"We're going to UA"
"UA? The school for heroes?!" he gasped with wide eyes.
"Yeah, that place" Bakugou sighed, not even looking at the kid.
"Do we get to see all kinds of cool quirks? A-and heroes in training?" Midoriya wondered.

'You are a fucking hero in training, dipshit' Katsuki thought, ignoring the muttering of the small curious child.

After what felt like forever, they finally arrived at their dormitory. 3-A Alliance. He didn't know what he walked into but Mineta's hair was on fire, Ashido was laughing her ass off on the ground, Iida was shouting something about safety rules and Kaminari was making out with Shinsou on the kitchen counter. Yep, just another regular day for this class...

Bakugou sighed, walking past the chaos without even getting questioned as to why he was carrying a child. Nobody questioned anything anymore at this point, accepting the inevitable chaos. Well, Iida tried his best but let's get real here. Nobody can control their class.

"Watcha got there Bakugou?" Todoroki asked as they crossed paths in the hallway. Believe it or not, the tow of them have actually become friends somehow. It all started with the extra classes for getting their hero licences after everyone else already got theirs and it blossomed into a friendship from there.
"All Might's secret love child" the ash blonde deadpanned.
"What the hell does it look like icyhot? Deku got hit with a fucking quirk and now I'm stuck with...this!"

"Your face is weird!" the little green head exclaimed, pointing at Todoroki. The halfa suddenly felt really self-conscious about his scar and covered it up with his left hand.
"Are you capable of taking care of him by yourself?"
"Are you offering to babysit?" Katsuki asked, quirking a brow.
"Cause I'm not rejecting you if that's what you're suggesting"
"I'm suggesting to help you, not take it over from you" half-n-half said, grabbing his phone.

"Hold up, I'll put an announcement in the group chat so the class knows what's going on"
"Tch... Oh, uh, were you on your way downstairs?" Bakugou asked, making Todoroki nod as he took a quick picture and send it to the chat for confirmation.
"Yeah, don't go there"
"What's happening?"
"I don't think either of us want to know" Katsuki sighed as Izuku started nibbling on his blonde hair.