Bnha One Shots [REQUESTS TEMPORARILY CLOSED]

K.A.C.C.H.A.N.

When moving into the dorms, it soon becomes clear Bakugou spends a lot of time outside of school. But what is he doing?

Parody on D.E.K.U. XD (Holy sh*t this got waaaaaay longer than I expected it to)

"There he goes" Kaminari muttered as he, Kirishima, Ashido and Sero watched their angry blonde friend outside the dorms, walking towards the school gate. Neither of them knew why, but Bakugou spend a lot of time outside the school grounds. He always got permission as well, which was very strange since it was mostly because of what happened to him that UA keeps their students at a short leash right now. Most of the time he isn't back by dinner and he always goes to sleep pretty early so they never had the time to really hang out.

"What do you guys think he does?" Mina wondered out loud.
"Maybe he's the leader of some gang" Sero snorted, earning Midoriya's attention.
"Maybe he's stuck with some kind of community work duty because he wrecked some place" Denki laughed, making Kirishima hit him on his arm.
"Bakubro wouldn't sink so low man"
"You're right, it's probably murder!" Ashido giggled, making the others laugh as well.

Deku rolled his eyes, glancing over them to see Kacchan walk outside the school gates.
"Hey Midoriya! You wouldn't happen to know what Bakugou is always up to?" Kaminari asked, suddenly standing next to him.
"Huh? W-what? Why w-would I know?!" the green head squeaked.
"You totally know more! Dude, you've got to tell us!" Eijirou gasped, jumping up and grabbing Deku's shoulders.

"Yeah! We have theories and bets running you know!" Mina exclaimed.
"U-uhm..." Izuku muttered, staring at them in shock and fear. If he let just one word escape his mouth, Katsuki would kill him. He was threatened with silence more than once in his life already and when it became clear they were both attending UA, the blonde didn't back down one bit. And now, with the dorm system, he was threatened once more.

Well, it wasn't his fault Bakugou was making it so easy to make a target of himself! He wasn't exactly subtle about it!
"Guys! Leave Deku-kun alone!" Uraraka frowned, pulling her friend away from them.
"You don't understand! We need answers!" Sero hissed.
"You need to calm down" Todoroki stated on his usual monotone voice, even though it sounded more stern than normal.

It made the Bakusquad back off almost instantly. Nobody liked to mess with Todoroki, certainly not make him angry.
"Are you okay?" Ochako asked worriedly.
"Yeah, I-I'm fine" Izuku chuckled, scratching the back of his head.
"Please Midoriya! We really wanna know why Bakugou always leaves like that and we know you know more"
"You're not getting anything from me guys, sorry" the green head spoke with a weak smile.

"Kacchan would probably kill me if I would... If you're really that curious, why not ask him about it?"
"We tried, he yelled" Kiri sighed.
"And cursed, and blasted us and chased us across the campus to blast us-" Sero summed up, putting up a finger with each thing he listed.
"We get it, Bakugou is an aggressive gremlin. We all know him so there us no need to elaborate" Shoto said, making some people snort and hold their laughter.

"Aggressive gremlin! And here I was, thinking you didn't have any humor!" Kami laughed.
"We think the title angry Pomeranian suits him better" Mina added.
"You're actually not the first one to make that comparison" Izuku pointed out with a chuckle.
"Anyway, I should get going too. I asked All Might to help me with a new training schedule I made!" the green head smiled, waving his friends goodbye as he left the dorm.

"Hmph... We'll never find out his secret at this point" the Pikachu pouted, crossing his arms.
"Why don't you just follow him?" Sato suggested from the kitchen, having heard their conversation while he was checking on the cupcakes he was making. It was silent for a few seconds as the words were being processed.