Bnha One Shots [REQUESTS TEMPORARILY CLOSED]

Dandere Deku

Requested by @WEEBokuno

Bakugou x Midoriya

Midoriya isn't really one for many social interactions and doesn't actually talk to anyone of his class. Nobody except Bakugou, that is.

It was a known fact in class 1-A that Midoriya was a shy stuttering mess. He was introverted and didn't speak unless spoken to. The only one who actually talked to him was Bakugou, who wasn't the friendliest of people either...
"Hey Bakubro-" Kirishima started, turning his head so he was looking at the ash blonde. Katsuki was making lunch for the Bakusquad, who were lounging around the common room. He grunted, a sign he was listening.
"-you're friends with Midoriya, aren't you?"

"I know the damn nerd, yeah, what about it?"
"What? He actually talks to you?" Ashido asked surprised.
"What the hell are you talking about? I can hardly shut him up!" Bakugou hissed, putting the food he made on the table.
"Now be fucking grateful I made this food and eat"
Everyone stared at him in disbelieve, finding it hard to imagine Midoriya as a chatterbox.

"What the hell are you extra's staring at?!"
"Dude, Midoriya is the most quiet person to have ever existed! He is even less social than Todoroki and that's saying something" Kaminari pointed out, making Bakugou frown.
"No?"
"Dude, what? Do you even know him?" Sero added, frowning as he sat down at the table.

"Do you know him?" Katsuki counter, glaring at his bunch of idiots.
"Deku has the biggest fucking mumbling habit this world has ever seen! He talks non-stop! I can barely get a word in there!"
"...We're talking about the same person here, right? Short, fluffy green hair, freckles..?" Mina asked, not believing this for a second.
"Yes?!" Bakugou hissed.
"What the hell?!"

"Dude, I'm gonna need proof of that" Denki stated before he started eating.
"Fine! I'll give you the fucking proof if you give me an excuse to call him" the ash blonde stated, pulling out his phone and harshly placing it on the table while the others were eating.
"Uhm... Tell him you wanna hang out later?" Sero shrugged.
"Maybe a study session? He seems to be the type to, you know?"

"Hm, yeah, we have a lot of those. It shouldn't be too suspicious" Katsuki muttered, dialing Deku and putting him on speaker, signing the others to day silent before they could comment. The call was answered soon enough, a nervous jittery voice coming from the other side.
"H-hi Kacchan!"
"Kacchan?" Kirishima mouthed to Bakugou with a confused look, but Katsuki dismissed it.

"Hey nerd, watcha doing? I'm not interrupting anything, am I?" Bakugou asked, surprisingly enough not cursing.
"Oh, uhm, n-nothing important... You know, uhm, j-just collecting notes from that hero fight between Mt Lady and that group of bankrobbers. She was really lucky there was a two way lane and they were seen from far away so she had a sprintend start. The damage to the road was severe though-" he started rambling, making Katsuki raise the phone, giving his morons a look as if to tell them 'I told you so'.

The Bakusquad was listening in shock. They've never heard the green head speak so much words after one another!
"Oi, you're muttering" Bakugou stated, making Midoriya stop for a second.
"O-oh, uhm, sorry! I didn't realise!" he stuttered.
"Oh, yeah, uh, why are you actually calling Kacchan?"
"Wanted to see if you're free for a study session" Katsuki replied, still smirking at the squad as they mouthed their disbelieve towards each other.

"T-today? O-or, uhm, tomorrow or what did you h-have in mind?" Izuku asked.
"Don't really care... Oh and is it alright if I bring Shitty Hair and the others with? I kinda promised to beat the damn lecture into their skull so they'll pass the test next week"
This made everyone stare at Bakugou, who simply shrugged. They had to see it with their own eyes, he wasn't taking this pathetic phone call as a win.