Bnha One Shots [REQUESTS TEMPORARILY CLOSED]

UA isn't a kindergarten

The dark haired man stared at the tragedy before him, his eyes tired, his body fully covered in a yellow sleeping bag. At least a thousand questions ran through his head while looking at the tackled skeleton at his feet, wearing a yellow striped suit. His blonde hairs fallen messily against his head, his eyes pleading for help. The dark ray of sunshine sighed, closing his eyes for a moment to let the situation sink in.

"Just... How All Might?" Aizawa sighed, zipping open his sleeping bag while looking down upon the defeated hero. Seriously. The sleep deprived teacher goes to get coffee for 10 minutes and comes back to his classroom to find his students turned into children! Where does he even get the patience? Don't ask questions because he doesn't have the answers.

"I was followed by a villain and they managed to sneak in before I was able to defeat them..." he sighed in utter loss and defeat.
"This is their quirk... It should be temporary-"
"Oh, you better hope it's temporary" Eraserhead hissed as All Might got up from the ground.
"Or you can tell the parents of these teenagers why their kid is suddenly 4 again!"

"Sssh!" Toshinori hissed, covering his mouth as a certain green haired boy stared at them in wonder and curiosity.
"Don't. Move"
"What? Why?" the underground hero asked confused. The smaller boy gasped, suddenly jumping and staring at them with big eyes. All Might sighed, while Aizawa frowned.

"You're Eraserhead! The eraser hero! Capable of temporary erasing people's quirk whenever he looks at them!" he happily ranted.
"Oi Deku! Quit your mumbling! It's annoying!" a certain blonde yelled from the other side of the classroom. A few boys and some girls were building a fortress of tables and chairs over there.
"S-sorry Kacchan!" the green head quickly exclaimed, running over to the back.

"They're the only two who remember each other since they're childhood friends" Toshinori explained.
"But young Midoriya tends to, uhm, mutter a lot... Like, a lot more than he does normally"
"More?" Aizawa asked surprised.
"I didn't think such a thing was possible..."
"He has a vast knowledge of heroes, even at this age. Just warning you" All Might stated, dusting off his clothes from laying on the ground.

"Also, young Bakugou has taken the lead quite fast and he and young Todoroki are actually getting along really well"
"Shoto! Freeze these together so it won't fall over!" Katsuki ordered, making the halfa come to his aid. It was strange seeing hom without his scar... He seemed happier, showing off his emotions. Something nobody was used to.
"Okay Katsuki!" the dual quirk user exclaimed happily, doing as the aggressive blond asked of him.

"Hanta! Tape!"
"On it!"
"Kiri! Come play with us!" Mina whined, pulling a dark haired shy boy with her.
"That is the loud red headed rock boy?" the tired homeroom teacher asked, slightly shocked.
"Yes, I was surprised to" Toshinori sighed.

"And Bakugou is actually kind of nice now. Also, Yaoyorozu treats her classmates like servants and Kaminari's brain had been short circuited permanently since he has absolutely no control over his quirk whatsoever"
"Hmm... Anything else I should be aware of?" Aizawa asked.
"Keep Tokoyami away from the bird food" All Might said, pointing at the bird-boy.

"Same with sugar for Sato and uh, oh yeah, look up to the ceiling"
Both men slowly diverted their eyes to the ceiling, seeing a certain purple disgrace sticking onto he plain white surface. He seemed to be...sleeping?
"Got knocked out from the impact, Shoji threw him up" the blond hero explained.
"We should place a pillow or something underneath him in case he comes off..." Eraser sighed, not even questioning the circumstances anymore.

"So... Is that everything?"
"Uhm..." All Might said nervously, scratching the back of his neck.
"We kinda lost Hagakure..."
"You what?"
"Don't worry! I send Uraraka, Asui and Jirou to look for her!" he quickly added, trying to make it up somehow. A student was missing. Aizawa was pissed.